Is this thing on?! Welcome Ladies, Gentlemen and Cousin It to my little corner of Labmistress.com. A place where birds sing, clouds part, the sun shines and the mental cries of my victims echo through the web to caress the ears of random passers-by (and some stupid deer). A place where I can finally be free to express myself…

…ok THAT’s a joke. Like I ever felt the need not to express myself?

WHO AM I?

Click on the About Me link on the right and find out more than you ever wanted to know, if you dare. I guarantee it’s time ill-spent.

WHO DO YOU HAVE TO THANK FOR THIS?

Darci Wood of Labmistress.com, formerly from TechTV’s The Screen Savers. Yup, people are already lining up around the block to thank her for setting me up with a blog. Ooh, lookies - they have pitchforks and torches! Cool!

Anyways, welcome to my blog. I hope you’ll all enjoy the experience and have high expectations (this way it’ll take less effort on my part to disappoint). I want to thank Darci, Observer and TeSS for helping me get this party started. They ROCK!

Buckle up Opey, we’re going for a ride…