[And now a Grand Theft Auto 3 moment. The sentiments expressed
here took place while playing Rockstar’s GTA3 on my PC.]

IceCream Truck

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Icecream Truck / Oh Icecream Truck / How I hate you / So

Tormenting me / With your tinny music / and that freaking / Happy Bell

You mocked me / When I was a little boy / Who sometimes couldn’t buy / Your Icecreamy joy

I hate you / Icecream Truck / I want you to / Die

That’s why I / Kill you / Whenever you / Go by

Sometimes I / Firebomb you / And watch / You burn

Or I plug you / Full of holes / It’s something / you’ve earned

I like it when / you dance / light / All afire

After your / Explosion / I dance on your / hellish pyre

You’re a cruel thing / to do that to a little boy / With that tinny music / I couldn’t enjoy

Why did you go by / Just because I didn’t have a dollar / How cruel to toy with me / Didn’t you hear me holler

I hate your truck / I hate your tinny horn / That’s why I can’t stop / Killing you some more

I can’t even let / one Icecream truck go by / Without killing them all / You know why

Thank you / Grand Theft Auto III / For giving me release / With every Icecream truck I fry

Rockstar made / a cool game / I can get virtual revenge / and soothe my actual icy pain

-Vincent Navarino

(Merry Xmas)