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A Garbage Xmas? WOO!

January 1, 2004

A Garbage Xmas? WOO!

dumpster.gifAs everyone already knows it was a Merry Xmas indeed at the Navarino house. However what most of you don’t know is something really unexpected, strange and bizarre happened today. It was so weird ‘n wild that it could only be explained as the lingering after-effects of a Navarino Christmas…

…you see folks, after I got some cash, pretty much everyone knows I had a few goals on how to spend the $$ I got. One was a better chair than the metal folding one I use (Darci and Kevin ruined me w/their O-chairs), a stand-alone DVD player for my room, at least a GIG of PC3200 RAM for my new mobo and a few other little things like a better mouse for the folks and a new keyboard. Well kids, you see both Santa and God work in mysterious ways.

One of the gifts I gave to 2 of my special friends (and neighbors) was an IOU for lunch at the restaurant of their choice. These angels (among others) always took me out for lunch all the time and refused to let me pay for my meals when I had the money. So as Xmas gifts they had no choice but to let ME take THEM out for a change and treat them like they deserve; which REALLY makes me feel good. It was today, New Year’s day that I was taking them out and I was really looking forward to paying that check when it came.

So I went to my neighbor A’s place and before getting her in the car I took out the garbage. As I tossed the refuse in the dumpster I saw a set of wheels sticking out of the bin. Curious, I peered inside, grabbed the sucker and what do you think came out? A freaking fabric pneumatic cushioned office chair w/arms, lumbar support and nothing wrong with it (other than covered in cat & dog hair)! Whoa, that’s weird these suckers are usually at least $59 in most stores. It was pretty well cushioned, no ultra-cheapie crud with no rips, tears or defects. And someone threw it away?! *Ding!* It’s still Xmas!! *Ding!*

I then looked down and I saw an HP Pavilion box with some stuff in it. There was a keyboard, a 3 button mouse, a perfectly fine Thrustmaster X joystick, a blank DVD-R disk…and a Hitachi K-2 DVD-Player! Kaaa-ching!!!

So I threw it all in the trunk, dumped it off at my place and took the ladies to lunch (which was splendid). We had a ball and then afterwards I got home and checked out what I’m calling my Garbage Xmas booty! The keyboard and mouse work great, the chair cleaned up real nice after some attention from a vacuum cleaner (it’s comfy and doesn’t smell) and after pounding out the dent in the DVD Player and modifying an old appliance chord to power it I was delighted to find there’s nothing wrong with it, it works just fine! Boo-ya! I cleaned it up and put it by the TV and now all I have to do is find a universal remote that’ll work on it and I’m all-happy as I could be. The sucker even has all the controls on the front as well as a shuttle wheel for FF, RW, pause and frame-by-frame controls. *sigh*

How’s that for luck? Now all I gotta do is dumpster dive some PC3200 DDR RAM and look out for Claudia Schiffer and I’m all smiles!

See kids, Christmas Miracles can come true… even on New Year’s Day. *sniff* I’m so happy I could (*censored*)! MERRY XMAS and a HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! *waves* My butt is comfy at last and I don’t have to buy a DVD player anymore - Boo-freaking-ya!

Posted by Vincent Navarino (who has an iPod) at 07:33PM • 12 comments »

12 comments

My wife also dumpster dives. You are with elite company.
January 1, 2004 @ 07:48PM
Comment from: paint
thats so cool.. like the fun stuff best buy tossed while i was working there , we got a whole box of computerstuff. we added it up to be like 80$ worth at least in cables alone.
January 1, 2004 @ 08:01PM
Congrats! That is so cool! You should really check out the dumpsters behind your local stores too! I worked at Eckerd Drugs for over 4 years, back before we had kids. I used to check out their dumpster every day before I went home. You would be AMAZED at the wonderful stuff that they considered garbage! If a customer returned it, for ANY reason, they could NOT resell it! So, what did they do with it? Yup, you guessed it! They put it in the dumpster for me to pick up on my way home! Cool! Huh!? ;)
January 1, 2004 @ 09:03PM
Comment from: Colleen from Leoville · http://www.geocities.com/colbean8/
what some people throw out I will never understand, I live in an apt complex with the dumpster in back. Every beginning of the month people are moving, they throw out new stuff like crazy. I once got a kitchen table, and small shelf and a bookcase. Congrats to you on your finds, hope the New Year searchers are as fun........:-)
January 1, 2004 @ 09:18PM
This one time I went down to the dumpster by the docks and there was this real purtty women laying in there all dead like, so I cleaned her up real good and put her in the hole in my basement. She makes me real happy. Kinda smelly though. I think I need to find a new one now cause she is peeling for some reason.
January 2, 2004 @ 01:30AM
A. WE ALL LOVE JIM!!!
B. The purtty gurl I found in my dumpster farted and flew out the window when I ganwed on her kneck.
C. I got a cool 3-device remote that works w/my new DVD player from the dumpster for $6 at Wal-Mart.
D. I LOVE WAL-MART EVEN THOUGH I KNOW IT ATE SOMEONE'S PARENTS!
January 2, 2004 @ 04:15PM
Comment from: Shannon Freeman
Vinnie, I think that may be the other way around, the parents ate up Wal-Mart. Have you seen the prices of Wal-Mart food? Cheaper than most grocery stores. Oh, and I haven't forgotten you Melanie. (smooch). Now where's my picture from you Melanie?
January 3, 2004 @ 10:55AM
Comment from: Melanie
Oh. ah. Picture from me. Um. I'm allergic to cameras. Yeah, that's it. Smooch back at ya.
January 3, 2004 @ 02:10PM
Comment from: overthetop
I think I've seen Claudia in the dumpster behind the Mirage after that freakin' magician was through with her. Or was that behind Mandalay Bay? :P
January 3, 2004 @ 06:15PM
Thanks over!!! I'll let you know how she turns out, I mean up...
January 3, 2004 @ 08:08PM
Comment from: NosferKatu
I've been dumpster-diving since I was about 9 or 10 yrs. old. Sadly, at times, it was out of necessity, but now it's just plain fun! I've gotten (among other things) a lamp that probably sold for at least $80 retail, an iron coffee table (sans glass top, so I got a piece of thick plywood & covered it in shelf paper!), and my awesome black computer desk for my PRETTTTTTY black Dell!!!! Yes, dumpster-diving is a wonderful thing....Special congrats to Vinnie on his "Garbage Christmas"!!
January 15, 2004 @ 10:39AM
Thanks! Stop by anytime.
January 15, 2004 @ 11:26AM

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