If you came here expecting to see some lame April Fool’s gag sorry but no. See, I don’t believe in doing the obvious and let’s face it everyone expects it; everyone tries to get everyone on this day with stupidly weak jokes. It’s not really funny if everyone does the same thing and who the heck would be surprised at an April Fools joke from me, on April Fool’s Day?

I’m better than that. Heck, I’m funnier than that. All the lame April Foolsters can bite my ass. That’s right. I said it. My ass. Bite it.

No reverse text, no fake blog entries, no stupid flipped or mirrored banners for me. Nope, that’s for the lame jump-on-the-tired-band wagon uncreative putzes out there. You hear me, you uncreative hacks?! Fooey on you!

On a totally unrelated note…

SEE? You so totally expected there was going to be some sort of April 1st prank right there. Admit it, you just want to pretend it’s all unexpected and funny and laugh. Look at Vinny, he’s funny, man he so got me with a joke on April Fool’s Day. Wow the guys is so creative he really had me blindsided; I so believed what he told me was real on April 1st. I mean, like who would believe he’d pull something like that on April Fool’s Day. Gosh, he’s so witty; what a funny guy. I’m still laughing!! Man is he creative…

Bite my ass. Bite my ass and die.

Oh look at Vinny, man he’s pretending he hates April Fool’s Day. Haha! Man is he freaking cool or what? Vinny is SO hysterical god I just wet myself I laughed so hard reading this April Fool’s post. What a kidder!
Screw you.
Ass. Mine. Bite it.
Die.
Die.
Die!

Haha, man what a kidder Vin is. Wow dude you are like so funny on April 1st. You so had me going there…
I had sex with your sister.

Haha… what…?
And your mommy too.

Uh, haha…. man. Hysteric-
She was so kinky…

Uh, hey don’t talk about my mom that way!
I made your dog do things that you could only dream about.

Fluffsters?! What did you do to my dog you SICK BASTAR-
April’s Fool! Gotcha.

Uh, haha…. yeah I knew you were kidding! HAHA! See, you are funny! I knew it! Dude you almost had me going there! HAHAHA! April 1st! You got me, hahaha you’re really funny Vinny! *snort* You da man!
I was only kidding about the dog. Your mom kept me so busy last night…

MOMMY?! NOOOOooooooOOOOOOoooooo…..!!
Happy April Fool’s Day! You happy now kid? Why hello there Fluffsters…. here girl…. whistle…

…mommy?…
Fluffsters! I said c’mere, bitch.

fluffsters…no! don’t touch…
Oh, Fluffsters… you’re so Downey soft… arrrrooOOOOOOO-ga!

*sob* fluffsters…
Oooh! Bad dog! Bad dog! Ooooooh, you wicked bad dog… daddy like!

… noooo *sob*…
Happy April Fool’s Day everyone!