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April 13, 2004

Where Is My Memory: Day 2

Hey, it’s Tuesday already and my computer memory still hasn’t arrived. WTF?! Where is my memory?! Did the evil mailman steal it? Did that shifty guy with the khaki shorts and that #$@!ing stupid brown boxy truck lose it? Did the supplier get taken hostage in Iraq? Again?!

Perhaps it was an imminent alien invasion?
Maybe the fruit pickers revolted!
Rabid dolphins?
E-coli?
Dwarven Spelunkers?
Teamsters?
That lawn dude with the snowblower stapled to his back?

I want my $%#@!ing memory already! At least a gig, maybe more, PC3200 come on Santa, come on Easter Bunny come on Mr. Mailman - you promised!

I believe! I believe! I believe I’ll go crazy if this takes much longer…

Posted by Vincent Navarino (who has an iPod) at 05:37PM • 9 comments »

9 comments

Comment from: Observer · http://www.deathpix.com
You'll "GO" crazy? Isn't that like being MORE dead, or MORE Ebola infested?
April 13, 2004 @ 07:36PM
Comment from: gweeptish
or A little bit pregnant
April 13, 2004 @ 07:49PM
Me? Ironic? Never! Bless you guys... ninjas attack!
April 13, 2004 @ 10:12PM
Comment from: gweeptish
0+2 and counting
April 13, 2004 @ 10:18PM
Comment from: Observer · http://www.deathpix.com
You mean >>THESE<< ninjas?
April 14, 2004 @ 06:17AM
Comment from: joel
The memory will arrive today, trust me. :grin: (grin)
April 14, 2004 @ 10:05AM
Ninjas are cool. I have a mission for them. Perhaps they can locate the package? Argh!
April 14, 2004 @ 10:18AM
Comment from: Todd
Maybe the radioactive squirrels intercepted the package to use in some sinister plot!!!
April 14, 2004 @ 10:58AM
Comment from: SimonTek
Goto http://www.newegg.com FAST SHIPPING.
April 25, 2004 @ 06:25PM

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