Yes I know there is no mail deliveries on Sunday but like if there were I’d bet I’d probably still not get my $%#@!ing RAM today anyways! Stupid people. Which reminds me:

Things that also don’t work on a Sunday (like the mailman):

-Catholics. Good catholics. The rest will be burning in Hell along w/the tax guy.
-Mimes. Those lazy #$@!ers!
-Dead people. Unless you count decomposing as work (hear that Joan Rivers?!)
-The Tooth Fairy. She always liked to get plastered on Sunday at the bar.
-Quantum physics. Apparently even quarks are lazy $%#@ers too.
-DMV workers. They also don’t work M-Sat.
-Sneaking up on a hungry lion covered in steak sauce. Talk about owie!
-The guy that’s supposed to put ALL the computer ads in my paper. I will find you!
-Anyone at stores like Best Buy or Circuit City.
-The sun. If you look closely after looking at it REAL hard, it’ll stop working.
-Polar bears; Sundays they play poker with the orcas.