And now class let’s discuss the many many different ways to track packages on the World Wide Web:

The United States Post Office
UPS aka The Brown Van Peoples
Fedex Package Tracking
DHL Express

And then there’s some neat resources like:

Trackpackage.com: Track any package from The US Post office, UPS, Airborne Express, DHL, Emery and Fedex.

Google can also be used to track packages from Fedex, UPS and the good ole fashioned USPS! Google is all powerful and eats people’s parents that oppose it. Yums.

I, of course can’t track %^$@!ing anything because I don’t have a tracking number. Now why do you suppose I don’t have a tracking number? I mean, you ship something to someone you get a tracking number and you pass that along to the person you sent stuff to. It’s simple right? Yet I don’t have a tracking number. Hmmmm. Makes me wonder why exactly. Oh well, I’m sure that OCZ Technology at least a gig of PC3200 RAM is going to be here any day now… any day… yessiree Bob. Anyday…

Hmm…I might not have a tracking number but I’m sure if I take a little road trip I can obtain one helluva DNA sample from someone…