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April 20, 2004

Where Is My Memory: Day 452-ish

And now class let’s discuss the many many different ways to track packages on the World Wide Web:

The United States Post Office
UPS aka The Brown Van Peoples
Fedex Package Tracking
DHL Express

And then there’s some neat resources like:

Trackpackage.com: Track any package from The US Post office, UPS, Airborne Express, DHL, Emery and Fedex.

Google can also be used to track packages from Fedex, UPS and the good ole fashioned USPS! Google is all powerful and eats people’s parents that oppose it. Yums.

I, of course can’t track %^$@!ing anything because I don’t have a tracking number. Now why do you suppose I don’t have a tracking number? I mean, you ship something to someone you get a tracking number and you pass that along to the person you sent stuff to. It’s simple right? Yet I don’t have a tracking number. Hmmmm. Makes me wonder why exactly. Oh well, I’m sure that OCZ Technology at least a gig of PC3200 RAM is going to be here any day now… any day… yessiree Bob. Anyday…

Hmm…I might not have a tracking number but I’m sure if I take a little road trip I can obtain one helluva DNA sample from someone…

Posted by Vincent Navarino (who has an iPod) at 04:44PM • 10 comments »

10 comments

Comment from: Observer · http://www.deathpix.com
I told you Navarro that that restraining order is good for 2000 miles...stay away or I'll contact my attorney. He's Jim Adler...the Texas Hammer. He'll kick your @$$.
April 20, 2004 @ 05:22PM
Comment from: Observer · http://www.deathpix.com
And you too, Navarino...don't know why I confused you with a county in Texas...
April 20, 2004 @ 05:23PM
Comment from: gweeptish
Isn't about time you posted name, address, URL and IP?
April 20, 2004 @ 06:20PM
Comment from: gweeptish
Day 0+9 and counting
April 20, 2004 @ 09:13PM
What, you want me to start a graphic this week with the name of the supplier in it where every day I reveal his name letter by letter? I find your people's skepticism troubling. Have you all no faith? I tell you the dude and his company will pull through, why I bet the RAMs been shipped and its the post office slacking off again! Feh, you non-believers! Fooey on you all! Obsie: What the kelp do you have against a texas county to so transfer those feelings towards sweet lone innocent me?
April 20, 2004 @ 10:11PM
Comment from: Observer · http://www.deathpix.com
The reason? Road construction. But doesn't everything ALWAYS come down to that as the root cause?
April 21, 2004 @ 09:43AM
Road construction is needed as there is a desperate need for more roads scholars. Without increasing the amount of roads on the planet, aka road scholar habitat they will not have enough room to increase their numbers. People who are against road construction are evil, slothful fascists. They're also pinko communists. And eat babies. Granted that is a glowing positive, the eating babies thing but they still sux0rs.
April 21, 2004 @ 10:47AM
Comment from: Shannon Freeman
Vinnie, I take it that OCZ isn't near Vegas. Hmm, and you were doing so good with the pc parts. Oh well, maybe next week, and if the memory doesn't show by next monday, send a naughty letter. Have Darci show you how. :D
April 21, 2004 @ 03:13PM
Vinnie said: "What, you want me to start a graphic this week with the name of the supplier in it where every day I reveal his name letter by letter?" Ummm, yes. Or reveal the name all at once (that would be better). Vicki
April 21, 2004 @ 08:25PM
That might indeed be coming soon (as the package arrives or in 27 more short weeks)
April 21, 2004 @ 11:30PM

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