Today is a time when the clouds part, the sun shines more brightly, the birds sing and the mailman rests. Who said he could rest? Why? I mean if you work 6 days a week, stop slacking and finish the $%#@!ing job man!

*keeeerash!*

(glass shatters)

Hey, what’s this wrapped around the brick?

“Dear Sir. Please stop disparaging the proud, honest, hard working men women and assorted beasts of burden (animals, truck, boats, planes, etc.) that work so hard at the various postal delivery companies. We don’t have your package. If we did you’d have it by now. So shut the heck up, stop blaming us or we’ll…”

*keeeerash!*

(Picks up another brick. Unwraps note.)

“…be sad.”

*keeeerash!*

(Unwraps third note)

“Sorry about the second brick, we told Earl to write smaller.”

Got brick? *sigh*