Whoa what a heck of a week it’s been. For those that don’t know it, my brother came for his first visit to Vegas for Mother’s Day!! (See pic on left) He came in last Wednesday and my (now complete) family have had a great time together! It was very nice for all the mean and nasty Navarino clan to be united together and yeah you probably heard about the carnage in Las Vegas that resulted from our combined wrath. I miss my brother (he ducks) already and we wish the visit could have been even longer. Especially today since I had to wake up at 5 in the friggin’ morning…

… which reminds me. Dear Priceline.com: you suck. I am going to make you pay for this. Live in #$@!ing fear you hear me, Priceline?!

Anyways, as I was saying we were all very happy to see my brother and had a great time; lots of fun! On the strip, off the strip, all over Vegas. My feet are sore from all the walking, I’m exhausted and I’m really going to sleep a lot tomorrow to recover from all that running around. Will someone please inform me why people want to see stuff in Vegas? There’s nothing here! It’s a desert. A barren wasteland. Nothing to do except eat, sleep, drink and oh yeah there’s all those casinos. Where the $%#@! did they come from? When I get a hold of that genius that put them there, well, let’s just say we’re going to have a painful yet highly satisfactory conversation with much bruising…

… seriously I had a lot of fun, but I am bone tired and exhausted. I didn’t even know there was such a thing as 5am and all I can say is that 5am is a stupid stupid invention! That’s 2 inventors I owe a bashing.

Anyways, we did some stuff like see a white Motown singer that wasn’t a motown singer, walk about a bazillion and a half miles and make fun of many many people. Minnie joined us for lunch and the show and that was cool too. I love my brother and it was good seeing him and we all had a tremendously hysterical, good time.

Yeah, I got up at 5am so yeah I’m hysterical. Anyways, viva Las Vegas bro! And look at that pic… isn’t he a cool guy?

(pause)

Oh… errr… that was the Ferengi wearing my Boulder Station cap that was sitting next to my brother. They looked awfully the same so you can understand my confusion.

(peers closer)

Well, that could be my brother after all. I am a little bleary-eyed. Did I mentione there’s a 5am? *shudder* See you all next time on Vin’s Adventure Kingdom. I’m going to zone out some more. I love you, brother! (If anyone goes awww I’m going to rip your nuts off. If you don’t have nuts, I’ll sew some on and then rip ‘em off.)

PS. Where’s my RAM, Sean? (*I* didn’t forget.)