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Guess What Came Today?
May 17, 2004
Guess What Came Today?
THE RAM ARRIVED TODAY!
***HIP! HIP! HOORAY!***
I can’t freaking believe it, but I hold here in my hands a gig of OCZ Technology’s PC-3200 Platinum Enhanced Bandwidth Dual Channel DDR RAM! It finally arrived after all the waiting, the screaming, the endless trials and tribulations! Holy %^@$#! Batman, it’s really here! I’m kinda in that weird moment of actual disbelief that all the waiting is finally over. I kinda got used to it.
I’m stunned, deliriously happy and a little sad. I’ve waited so long I kinda miss it. The wait. I can’t believe it’s over. What the heck am I going to do now?
(blink)
I’m going to tear my system apart, that’s what I’m going to do! Put in that new motherboard Gizmo (thanks man!!) gave me that I’ve been dying to put together, install that RAM, the new 200gig HD and slap Windows XP Pro on the sucker. WOO-HOO!
THE RAM ARRIVED TODAY! ***HIP! HIP! HOORAY!***
Stay tuned in a few days for a more elaborate THANK YOU blog entry! Afterwards this blog will probably be entirely comprised of rants against Windows XP…
Thank you for the free RAM Sean Sinha and OCZ Technology!
I’m Vincent Navarino.
Product/Company Whore.
In Training.
Posted by Vincent Navarino (who has an iPod) at
08:25PM • 22 comments »
22 comments
Comment from: Vicki · http://zmama.f2o.org/mt/
Oh, Baby! What will you talk about now?
May 17, 2004 @ 08:35PM
Comment from: darci
Product/Company Whore. In Training.
Yes, grasshopper, you seem to be coming along well.
Yes, grasshopper, you seem to be coming along well.
May 17, 2004 @ 09:30PM
Comment from: gweeptish
1-It won't fit.
2-It will burn out, taking your motherboard with it
3-You've stopped taking your medication again
May 17, 2004 @ 09:55PM
Comment from: Shannon Freeman
Vinnie,
I just reinstalled Windows XP Home after I found out that Windows 98SE wouldn't let me log onto the internet (you know how Windows 98SE likes to "drop" important windows programs that are part of the os, on you). Now I'm getting my Windows XP updates. What fun huh?
Now as for the memory, you are on your own, but enjoy it anyway. Looks good, and next time, get a !@#$#$% Tracking Number from the memory guy! Back to you oh Great One!
May 18, 2004 @ 02:15AM
Comment from: Timbo
I don't think that's Vinnie's RAM. I think he found a pic on the web somewhere and posted it. He has gone so far into denial that he truly believes the RAM has come. In his delusional state he is obsessively stripping apart he PC and "building" it with imaginary parts. One can only imagine when reality will set back in and his consciousness awakens to the fact there is no RAM.
May 18, 2004 @ 06:20AM
Comment from: Sue · http://www.suerabeaux.com
Hey, Vinny! Wanna be a Tupperware whore too? 
I'll send ya some if you want to blog about it. 
Maybe you prefer books or games instead? Or, if you prefer toys, I got toys too. All kinds of toys. Even lots of pretty mermaid dolls. hehe
I'll send ya some if you want to blog about it. Maybe you prefer books or games instead? Or, if you prefer toys, I got toys too. All kinds of toys. Even lots of pretty mermaid dolls. hehe
May 18, 2004 @ 01:21PM
Comment from: Sue · http://www.suerabeaux.com
PS: I'll even through in a free tracking number!
May 18, 2004 @ 01:22PM
Comment from: joel
I was just about to ask him who his teacher was, but the second post gave me my answer. 
May 18, 2004 @ 02:01PM
Comment from: Observer · http://www.deathpix.com
Thank goodness you got your memory!
Aw, hell, who am I kidding...
I'm glad we don't have to hear about the damn RAM not arriving anymore.
Now, much like a midseason replacement, or an MTV original series, after the content has grown so worn it's translucent, what will Vincent do?
Chances are it involves shiney things and naked women.
Stay tuned!
May 18, 2004 @ 03:02PM
Comment from: gizmo · http://I am not ill!
I am very pleased for you my friend! Get calm prior to assembly of new system, proceed with care! PC components are extremely sensitive! Above all enjoy the MB and keep me posted Dude! :o)
May 18, 2004 @ 07:04PM
Comment from: gizmo · http://I am not ill!
P.S. I was wondering how one would know what ass tastes like?
May 18, 2004 @ 07:06PM
Comment from: joel
I would ass-u-me that one must have tasted ass to know?
Care for a try?
http://www.barfliers.com/drinks/VIEW/3040/A.S.S./
May 20, 2004 @ 09:54AM
Comment from: gizmo · http://I am not ill!
Either that or have kissed a lot of it; literally!
May 20, 2004 @ 01:58PM
Comment from: unrecognized biker standing in McCarren
Up till now I thought this blog would return to fun subjects.............unlike "Excuse Me Sir, Does This Water Taste Like Ass?" Think he found that topic on http://www.assmasters.com........But what do i find ??????????????? MORE RAM BLOGS !!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SPEAKING OF ARGH......Special message to Ms. Darci
Ref : 7 days in Vegas......Wonder why you didn't come and meet me face to face ?
hmmmmmmmmmmm
las vegas + mob history + ITALIAN last name ???? ......NAH Dat doesn't add up to anything scarey.
hmmmmmmmmmmm your friendly way of making a good first impression and coming across as a nice friendly person ?...........HIGHLY DOUBTFUL
HMMMMMMMM WONDER IF "UNCLE VITO" CAN SEND YOU A THANK YOU NOTE
May 20, 2004 @ 08:23PM
Comment from: Vincent Navarino · http://www.navarinounincorporated.com
Ladies and Gentleman, that last comment was done by my brother. Now you know the joy that is my life. Sadly they didn't get to meet face to face and after Darci gleefully told him on the phone that I spent his inheritance, he really wants to meet her. Wanna know something funny? They're probably both convinced I'm protecting one from the other. Nope. I think they should meet next time, why I'll even bring the shovel...
... excuse me, gotta go now and play some more with Windows XP. I'm like in a cartoon hell. Joy.
May 20, 2004 @ 08:43PM
Comment from: Sean Sinha
I assume this must mean the RAM didn't blow up your PC?
Glad we got it to you Vinny!
-Sean
May 21, 2004 @ 11:18AM
Comment from: joel
At first I was like who? What in the?
I should have known it was a Navarino.
lol.
lol.
May 21, 2004 @ 02:57PM
Comment from: Vincent Navarino · http://www.navarinounincorporated.com
*SNIFF* Now all I want is an ATI All in Wonder 9800 Pro
(looks at Sean)
Why hello sailor...
May 21, 2004 @ 05:21PM
Comment from: Shannon Freeman
Good luck on the ATI All In Wonder 9800 Pro Vinnie. I think Sean has done enough for you now, unless he's feeling a little generous.
However, you do need to finish tweaking the new system and write another blog entry. I can only take so much of your memory promotion. Aaaaaah!
May 25, 2004 @ 05:34AM
Comment from: Vincent Navarino · http://www.navarinounincorporated.com
(It's a joke - duh!) :-)
Yes, I'm busy tweaking the new system, fun fun fun. More fun coming soon!
May 25, 2004 @ 12:03PM
Comment from: gizmo · http://I am not ill!
Put something else up on this blog! Any sort of incoherent ramblings will do! Lemmings even for %$#&^*@ sake!
May 26, 2004 @ 04:12PM
Comment from: joel
Jesus man, are you still tweaking your system? Hurry up already and yes anything will do, well as long as it doesn't have to do with ass water.
May 26, 2004 @ 04:17PM
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