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Stupid Elephant!

June 25, 2004

Stupid Elephant!

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If you haven’t heard of or played a Yetisport game then you’re obviously not of this earth. Team up a penguin and an abominable snowman, write some flash and you’ve got some fun free games that’ll drive everyone crazy.

The fifth and latest Yetisport game is called Flamingo Drive. It’s by far the best of the YS games; kind of like golf. That is if you tee up a penguin instead of a ball, use a flamingo as a club and try to avoid obstructions like trees, giraffes and elephants. You have 5 swings to hit the penguin/ball as far as you can. Shoot too high and you’ll be carried slowly back down by a buzzard. Hit the coiled snakes just right and spring your “ball” further in the air and if you hit them just right they’ll spring you past the obstacles. You can play online, or download the flash game to play on your Mac or PC. Try it and see who can get the best score online. Me, I just hit a 5052. Boo-ya!

You can tell if people are playing this game at home or work as cries of “stupid elephant,” “stupid snake,” and “stupid tree” fill the air. Try a Yetisport game today. The life you save could be your own… *swing!*

Stupid elephant!

Stupid tree!

Stupid giraffe!

Stupid snake!

Posted by Vincent Navarino (who has an iPod) at 07:27PM • 8 comments »

8 comments

Comment from: Sim Kata · http://blog.simkata.com
I mostly find myself saying "*!$@ing vulture!!!!" So far I've made it to 4066. I ended up downloading 3,4 and 5. They're all cool. Thanks Vinny! -David
June 26, 2004 @ 07:37PM
You're welcome, I'm more than happy to spread the word of such an addictingly frustrating game! BTW Minnietaur was the one that told me about the Yetisports games as a whole and when Flamingo Drive the latest was up. Boo-ya!
June 26, 2004 @ 10:17PM
Comment from: Timbo
Damn you! How dare you cause the insatiable addiction. I mean what would cause a man to commit such a vial act of disregard for human life. No instead you turn us into zombies canting our chorus of "Stupid elephant, Stupid Snake, Stupid Giraffe, Stupid Tree!" Here I trying to right a case study for 3 nights straight and all I can do is try and whack some peguin... .aaarrrgghh!
July 1, 2004 @ 08:20AM
You're welcome. Bwahahahahaha!
July 1, 2004 @ 08:49AM
Comment from: joel
Yeah that vulture drives me insane! But yeah thanks for the game. My high score is 3499 I believe.
July 1, 2004 @ 11:55AM
Insanity is it's own reward, happy penguin putting!
July 1, 2004 @ 12:49PM
Comment from: John Major · http://JohnMajor.net
I have passed this URL around at work and it has caused quite the disturbance. Everyone in the offices is now addicted to trying to get the top scores. I see people quietly playing the games at their computers all the time now.
July 2, 2004 @ 10:27PM
I'm more than happy to spread this particular joy and frustration around; thanks to Minnietaur who first showed me this beaut.
July 2, 2004 @ 10:30PM

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