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From: Vincent
To: Minnietaur
Subject: Hello

Is everyone still alive over there or are the bodies at least
disposed of properly. None of that shallow grave stuff at a
locale that has lots of traffic, ok?

-Vinny

From: Minnietaur
To: Vincent
Subject: Re: Hello

Hello,

We used up all of (name deleted to protect the guilty)’s lime, so that the bodies don’t stink from the shallow graves, as she lives in an aparment complex and loads of people will picnic on the corpses. But the woods are conviently located so we could carry the bodies out whole or in just a couple of pieces, instead of having to run them through the food processor first.

-Minnietaur
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