I recieved this email from a determined and resourceful operative called Observer. He maintains a highly popular investigative website called Deathpix which you’ve no doubt heard of. He’s the Matt Drudge of *shrug* well, he’s better than that. Anyways, here is the earth-shattering exclusive scoop on a major scam:

Subject: What is the Matrix…Ping Pong?
From: “Observer”
Date: Thu, 23 Sep 2004

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pingpong.php

Observer
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Verbose sucker ain’t he? Like all deep-cover operatives they’re concise and quick to the point. You have to be when you’re a deep-cover investigative operative like Observer. Click the link above and see the real deal on how the Matrix effects were created. The shockwaves from this story/cover-up are no doubt going to be felt in the motion picture industry for ages!

Here is my reply thanking Agent Observer’s courage for coming forth with this footage and story in which he sacrificed much to bring to you. Well, ok the people he sent to investigate sacrficed but he had to write those next-o-kin sorry to inform you letters…

Dear Observer

(nono that sounds too familiar)

Dear Fred

(ok a touch too unfamiliar)

Observer

(hey, it’s short, brief and signifies that I’m cutting to the chase, being direct and know you’re name. If I said your first and last name it would signify that you were in trouble of some sort.)

Hey, Observer

(uhm, this initially sounds good but could also suggest it’s a setup for wanting something. Nope. Just replying to an email. Let’s go back to the one above shall we?)

Observer, thank you for that link it was fabu. I always thought the technical explanations for how the effects in the Matrix were done to be highly unlikely and overtly complicated. It was clearly a farce to throw off competitors from easily duplicating the Matrix effect shots and giving them more lead time until competing film makers were able to shoot similiar effects. The financial and technical costs alone would ensure that competitors were significantly tapped out to not be able to create better films and thus ensuring extending their profitable dominance in the industry by several years.

Well done, sir. Your investigative techniques and determination are to be heralded in song! No doubt many lives were lost to obtain this footage and we can only hope now that it’s seen the light of day the high cost at which it was obtained will be worth it.

Your service to your country and the motion picture industry, as well as your charity work with the Killed-As-Soon-As-They-Get-Here animal shelter, will be rewarded! Sleep easy tonight knowing that you have done a tremendous job for mankind…

Sincerely,
Vincent “B is for Booya” Navarino
Owner/operator of The Navarino Unincorporated forums
http://forums.navarinounincorporated.com

Please thank Observer for his hard work. It’s good knowing there are people out there that will sacrifice others to bring the truth to the light of day! Huzzah!