With the fourth hurricane aiming at the sunshine state, it’s pretty clear to even the agnostics that the Almighty hates Florida. The polls are in, the results speak for themselves:

1 Hurricane = Shut up
2 Hurricanes = I’m trying to tell you something
3 Hurricanes = Aren’t you dead yet
4 Hurricanes = *flush* silly people go down da hooooollleeee *flush*

Seriously, after like the 2nd hurricane if you’re not getting the message and don’t get the heck outta dodge you’re just asking for it. Ok, the hanging chad thing was asking for it, but seriously people what kind of sign do you need? MOVE!

PS. California’s next. *rumble* *rumble*