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Does God Hate Florida? The Results Are In!
September 24, 2004
Does God Hate Florida? The Results Are In!
With the fourth hurricane aiming at the sunshine state, it’s pretty clear to even the agnostics that the Almighty hates Florida. The polls are in, the results speak for themselves:
1 Hurricane = Shut up
2 Hurricanes = I’m trying to tell you something
3 Hurricanes = Aren’t you dead yet
4 Hurricanes = *flush* silly people go down da hooooollleeee *flush*
Seriously, after like the 2nd hurricane if you’re not getting the message and don’t get the heck outta dodge you’re just asking for it. Ok, the hanging chad thing was asking for it, but seriously people what kind of sign do you need? MOVE!
PS. California’s next. *rumble* *rumble*
Posted by Vincent Navarino (who has an iPod) at
11:02PM • 23 comments »
23 comments
Comment from: Shannon Freeman
No not California. What will the Governor do if the state falls into the sea? Or better yet, what will the movie stars do when their beloved state goes down like Atlantis. 
September 25, 2004 @ 06:19PM
Comment from: Vincent Navarino · http://www.navarinounincorporated.com
I'm going to make a killing on the new oceanfront property market if all goes according to plan...
September 25, 2004 @ 06:36PM
Comment from: Mistress Irish
You are soooooooooooooo gonna get it Mister!!!
Be scared, be VERY VERY scared!
Mistress Irish (Tampa, Florida)
Be scared, be VERY VERY scared!
Mistress Irish (Tampa, Florida)
September 26, 2004 @ 01:05AM
Comment from: Vincent Navarino · http://www.navarinounincorporated.com
Oh yeah, a few more hurricanes and there'll be nothing to be scared about nyah nyah!
September 26, 2004 @ 09:42AM
Comment from: gweeptish
The hurricanes are ending the East Coast drought
The hurricanes are restoring the Everglades
The hurricanes are giving the panhandle rednecks a needed bath
The hurricanes are restoring the Everglades
The hurricanes are giving the panhandle rednecks a needed bath
September 26, 2004 @ 02:18PM
Comment from: Vincent Navarino · http://www.navarinounincorporated.com
Nononooooooo how will we tell a redneck form a distance if he's forced to take a bath?
September 26, 2004 @ 03:21PM
Comment from: Shannon Freeman
I take offense at that. I'm a redneck (lack sophistication). Instead of investing my money, I play the Lottery. In Las Vegas it's called Blackjack.
September 26, 2004 @ 06:52PM
Comment from: Vincent Navarino · http://www.navarinounincorporated.com
Take all the offense and lack of water for bathing you want. My brother is a redneck (don't ask) and I have been legally certified to make that joke so there is no possibility of anything not being above board. Got all the paperwork filled out too.
Actually we kinda have a state lottery of some sort here although I never see people selling tickets. Personally I really think the state lottery should be getting hit by a car while walking across the street, since it happens so often here.
Actually we kinda have a state lottery of some sort here although I never see people selling tickets. Personally I really think the state lottery should be getting hit by a car while walking across the street, since it happens so often here.
September 26, 2004 @ 09:01PM
Comment from: Bill
shannon - you can't lack sophistication, you spelled it right!
September 26, 2004 @ 09:29PM
Comment from: gweeptish
He loined to use spell check
Maybe like the chimp that hacked the autovoters
Maybe like the chimp that hacked the autovoters
September 27, 2004 @ 12:44AM
Comment from: Vincent Navarino · http://www.navarinounincorporated.com
Give me a thousand chimps with a thousand typewriters and I'll show you a thousand typewriters covered in feces...
September 27, 2004 @ 09:26AM
Comment from: didolovesme
I love your sense of humor man, glad I found this place youre hysterical! just one question do you take anything seriousl;y?
September 27, 2004 @ 12:16PM
Comment from: Vincent Navarino · http://www.navarinounincorporated.com
Thanks, people seem to have fun with my crazed rantings. To answer your question: 2 gazelle's and a wallaby hop into a bar...
September 27, 2004 @ 04:25PM
Comment from: geronimo rabinowitz
get it right, the hurricanes heading for florida is kinda like watching Deathrace 2000 .........you all know the scene i mean .......1 giant nursing home (state of Florida).....line the geriatrics up and put them oput of their misery.......then the new wave moves in , trashes the hood, and shoots the real estate prices thru the roof.......it the cycle of life taking it's natural course.......i thought the mistress was from Georgia..............also, vin......enough about this brother (alleged) of yours...Haven't you outgrown your imiginary "friend " by now ?
September 27, 2004 @ 10:53PM
Comment from: Vincent Navarino · http://www.navarinounincorporated.com
Hey bro, Mom still likes me best :-)
September 27, 2004 @ 11:25PM
Comment from: Sue · http://www.suerabeaux.com
Vinny, of course she loves you best. Why else would she kick brother out of the house, and not you. 
September 28, 2004 @ 09:50AM
Comment from: Vincent Navarino · http://www.navarinounincorporated.com
Because I hide their walkers, of course :-)
September 28, 2004 @ 09:56AM
Comment from: Vincent Navarino · http://www.navarinounincorporated.com
So many jokes on that one, so little time...
September 30, 2004 @ 09:08AM
Comment from: Shannon Freeman
Vinnie,
Haven't you heard the latest? Washington is being threatened by earthquakes related to Mount St. Helens. If she blows, then you can kiss that community goodbye. And the only way California would fall into the sea is if a number 12 earthquake hit with at least 5 aftershocks.
Haven't you heard the latest? Washington is being threatened by earthquakes related to Mount St. Helens. If she blows, then you can kiss that community goodbye. And the only way California would fall into the sea is if a number 12 earthquake hit with at least 5 aftershocks.
September 30, 2004 @ 08:05PM
Comment from: gweeptish
It's ok. Vinnie invested in Nevada beach front property when he moved
September 30, 2004 @ 08:45PM
Comment from: Vincent Navarino · http://www.navarinounincorporated.com
Shannon: California will sink, I have plans.
September 30, 2004 @ 09:34PM
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