It’s fun getting used to broadband at home and with work going so well I’m really enjoying things. Home is good, due to the fact now I can afford more duct tape for the parental units and work is great because I came to the realization that I’m the nice one! I’m a veritable nice polite pussycat compared to my cohorts. Yes, that should scare you. See, the way I figure it is if you guys out there weren’t screwed before, you’re really hosed now. Being exposed to an even greater concentration of what some of you silly people might call “pure evil” is bound to make me an even more powerful presence than ever before. Don’t bother trying to run, it’s far too late for that… it’s just a matter of time before that daily cumulative exposure seeps into every pore and then I evolve to the next level of… Me.

Yes, you’re $%#@!ed. Really $%#@!ed. Oh you were $%#@!ed before but now you’re really really $%#@!ed.

Hallelujah.

(And now for something a little less foreboding.)

The funny thing about my web surfing habits is that I am still acting like a dialup user for the most part. I find myself avoiding streaming music and video sites or previously popular slow-loading via dialup sites. I don’t even for the most part KNOW where to look for those heavy graphic multimedia entertainment sites most other high-speed net users flock to. I guess it’s just that I’m not used having such a fast connection now, but I am learning. I’m revamping my bookmarks, reset my a/v software, adjusted my firewall settings and at the current time I’m downloading files, surfing and listening to streaming radio. Whoo-hoo me. See, I can learn after time, I can.

If you people have some good, entertaining site links that take advantage of broadband, please share. Dialup friendly sites always appreciated as well.

Hey, what’s that? It’s evil and I’m soaking in it. Bwa-haha-ha-hahaa! Yup, you’re really $%#@!ed, people. Totally.

HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND EVERYONE!

Revenge of the Sith is coming out this week and in the height of geekdom me and my friends / coworkers / colleagues / barbershop quartet take half the day off to watch it! YAY! (The viewing is courtesy of a semi-popular operating system company, hehe).

Kinda makes up for my car being busted into and the dashboard ripped apart, eh? Well it sure feels better knowing I can get it fixed and Revenge of the Sith is coming out this week. See kids, damage to a vehicle can be fixed, a car radio can be replaced but LIFE is a wonderful thing and it shouldn’t be squandered worrying about the small stuff. Like objects, posessions, endangered species or people…

… oh and it didn’t hurt that the guys from Cox Cable came and repaired my cable line so my 4mb connection works consistantly!

SCORE!

Screw the vandals, Papa’s gonna get him a MP3 playing radio after it’s all fixed. See kids, it’s all about perspective.

Good job. Great friends. Nice friends/coworkers. Car works. Revenge of the Sith is coming out and high speed pr0n, uh, I mean high speed internet access!

Life is good. Take no substitutes (unless they’re cute, sassy and wanna tutor you in certain arts.) Oooh, yeah! honk! honk!

I’M ON FUCKING BROADBAND!!!!

I’M ON FUCKING BROADBAND!!!!

I’M ON FUCKING BROADBAND!!!!

I’M ON FUCKING BROADBAND!!!!

I’M ON FUCKING BROADBAND!!!!

I’M ON FUCKING BROADBAND!!!!

HOLY SHIT THIS IS FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!

I FINALLY DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BITE MY ASS EARTHLINK!!!!!!!!!!!

FINALLY! ^&%$@ YOU DIALUP!!!!

HOLY SHIT THIS IS FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’M ON FUCKING BROADBAND!!!!

I’M ON FUCKING BROADBAND!!!!

I’m deleriously happy. Coming to this site: Flash, Shockwave, Java games and enough poor coding and graphics to choke a horse… %^$#@ you dialup!

(Kidding)

I’M ON FUCKING BROADBAND!!!!

I’M ON FUCKING BROADBAND!!!!

I’M ON FUCKING BROADBAND!!!!

I’M ON FUCKING BROADBAND!!!!

Roses: aka pretty sticks. This is what we sent Mom for Mother’s Day.

This is what I and my two adopted sisters sent my mother at work. Plus balloons and a cool bear. Another good friend later received flowers from me and my family. Why? Because they deserve them, that’s why. It’s classy baby… plus the endless brownie points can be cashed in at a later date.

*giggle*

You know you have a good job when you really don’t want to take a day off even though you’re feeling ill. This Friday I had to call in sick and man I can’t tell you how much I HATED to do it. Stupid cold!

This weekend may be sucky for me but I know one special lady that’s going to have a great Mother’s Day! Plans are already in action, co-conspirators lined up and a special delivery is underway. Woo-hoo! (I have to remember to get something for my mother too.)

And oh yeah, there’s another “special” person out there that’s going to get what they deserve this coming week… bigtime. Oh yeah… sweet!

Achoo! Stupid cold.

So what are you all doing this weekend? Deep sea diving? Avoiding relatives? Dodging law enforcement officers? Rehabilitating battered seals? Detoxing relatives? Building snow forts out of oatmeal?

Achoo! Stupid cold.