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To The Real Mothers Out There!

May 7, 2005

To The Real Mothers Out There!

You know you have a good job when you really don’t want to take a day off even though you’re feeling ill. This Friday I had to call in sick and man I can’t tell you how much I HATED to do it. Stupid cold!

This weekend may be sucky for me but I know one special lady that’s going to have a great Mother’s Day! Plans are already in action, co-conspirators lined up and a special delivery is underway. Woo-hoo! (I have to remember to get something for my mother too.)

And oh yeah, there’s another “special” person out there that’s going to get what they deserve this coming week… bigtime. Oh yeah… sweet!

Achoo! Stupid cold.

So what are you all doing this weekend? Deep sea diving? Avoiding relatives? Dodging law enforcement officers? Rehabilitating battered seals? Detoxing relatives? Building snow forts out of oatmeal?

Achoo! Stupid cold.

Posted by Vincent Navarino (who has an iPod) at 07:48PM • 11 comments »

11 comments

I'm home with a cold this weekend too. Bleh!
May 7, 2005 @ 08:11PM
Get well soon, Vinny!

Oh, and do tell! I want to hear more about that special someone and what they are getting! ;)
May 7, 2005 @ 08:20PM
Comment from: Shannon D. Freeman
Could it be Minnietuar Vinnie? Don't leave us hanging man. :D Now as for your mother, you are on your own buying her gifts.
May 7, 2005 @ 09:21PM
Anthony: achoo... I mean that sucks too! Orange Juice?

Sue: details as soon as they get what's coming to them!

Shannon: Minnietaur's gift was last week. Two words - Outback Yummy!
May 8, 2005 @ 12:01AM
Comment from: gweeptish
Your past sins are catching up to you
May 8, 2005 @ 12:30AM
If a cold is payment for my sins, DEAL!
May 8, 2005 @ 07:43AM
Yes Gweep....though the Bible says the wages of sin are death, after taxes and such it really is just a head cold.
May 9, 2005 @ 12:27PM
All that being cooped up and not working seems to have caught up with you...........You Don't have a cold, Your allergic to OUTDOOR AIR !!!!!!!!

Hey Minnie ........ Glad to see your still around. OH and BTW .....Thanks for including REAL Family in the Conspiracy........And You are welcome to share my thanks with my other adopted sis Chow for now,
your biker bro out
May 9, 2005 @ 08:20PM
Yes Minnie - for doth it not say Yay thou I walk through the Valley of the Shadow of Phlegm I shall fear no nasal drainage?

Mr. Macho: You seem just as stunned as even myself - the not working thing is over. Your turn! :)

You know kids, how bad real kids look when the adopted kids give such good gifts...
May 9, 2005 @ 10:05PM
Ah, thanks, Vinny! I'm looking forward to the details! ;)
May 10, 2005 @ 08:48AM
The devil is not only in the details but in the small print of legal documents...
May 11, 2005 @ 10:38PM

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