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Filler Is Killer

March 25, 2007

Filler Is Killer

I HATE posts where people cry about life, whine about being busy or talk about not being invited to the girl next door’s party like it was some sort of Greek tragedy. Life is far too short (bug me and you’ll know what I mean) to focus on the trivial let alone post about how lame or shortsighted you are. And for the record the Iliad and The Odyssey are Greek tragedies. Go read a book, you cry-babies!

If you have to talk, er type, the least you can do is type something that someone will find value in. Otherwise you’re just a babbling moron who likes to share their babbling with others. The worst kind of babbler. See, no one objects to a keeps- it-to-themselves babbler. Well, telepaths might object but hey, who cares, you feel the need to peep in a person’s cranium you really can’t object to what you find in there.

Then again with this country’s justice system I do suppose it’s possible for the brain trespassers to sue for psychological damages because they saw little Billy’s dream of playing with his new life-sized stuffed sheep toy he got at the local 4H fair. Dressed as Bo-Peep with his curly blonde wig and… ba-a-a-adddd idea - let’s move on ewe creepy, creepy sickos…

There’s enough filler in the world without partaking of “intellectual” exercises about whose cuter - Billy all dolled up, or his sheep. (*cough*sheep*cough*)

So if you can’t say something worth saying then by all means post about the people that post things that aren’t worth posting about! Most people won’t even notice the hypocrisy; the filler.

Man, have I been busy.

Posted by Vincent Navarino (who has an iPod) at 10:51AM • 13 comments »

13 comments

Comment from: Shannon Freeman
Ewe Busy? Hmm, Baaad pun! Now as for those bad posts, I only post in jest. Any whiny posts are left to my evil twin brother Dale.
March 25, 2007 @ 08:34PM
Jagged little pill blogs should be avoided like the plague. And while we're at it, let's all promise to avoid mimes. They're so unskilled they need to use imaginary props... jugglers is where the action's at, baby!
March 26, 2007 @ 10:26AM
Comment from: Gweeptish
Restart your meds. Remember, meds are your friend. Also they go good with homemade salsa
March 26, 2007 @ 11:29AM
Comment from: blue
Isn't whining about whining the same thing hmmmm or is it that whining in the 2nd degree is ok while 1st degree whining is just unbearable? and shannon i believe Vinny when he says his insanity is all naturale
March 26, 2007 @ 01:12PM
Busy busy day. Few. Anywhoo, on with the responses:

1. Shannon doesn't do whiny posts, so go to his blog people.
2. All natural, blue... all naturale means nekkid. Although my insanity could be termed naked insanity, so ok.
3. Pointing out things is informative therefore I'm in the clear.
4. Homemade salsa and meds do not go together; that's how they came up with Dancing with the Stars. *shudder* Jerry Springer made me Oedipus my eyes! AAAIIIGGGG!! Dark... so dark...
5. :banana: rocks on!
March 26, 2007 @ 06:12PM
Comment from: timbo
:crazy: Vinnie is loco. Its becoming more evident every post. Can't wait until April Vinnie's Day. Then a new stream of thought each day. Nice!
March 27, 2007 @ 12:57PM
Comment from: Shannon Freeman
Oh now timbo, you don't have a crazy moment. We all do. Vinnie just likes to poke fun at the madness. Go banana :banana:
March 27, 2007 @ 07:09PM
I don't poke fun at the madness, I eviscerate and expose the insanity. All hail :banana:
March 27, 2007 @ 09:57PM
Comment from: Jake
Ooooh, I learned a new word today! Now I can use eviscerate in sentence!
March 28, 2007 @ 02:06PM
Use it as a verb, otherwise you deserve what happens to you.
March 28, 2007 @ 09:50PM
Comment from: Shannon Freeman
First salsa, and now filler. My favorite filler is the white cream between an oreo cookie. But everyone to his own tastes. :D
March 30, 2007 @ 05:01AM
Comment from: ted
How did this site show up when searching for killer whales??????????? Fun site anyways
March 30, 2007 @ 05:55PM
Before her death, Keiko the killer whale reached out from her land-locked grave and infused me with her righteous rage to inform the masses that the indignity she suffered being dragged on land after finally being released to the sea was just too insulting to let pass. That and she wanted a shout out to all her peeps in pod C.
March 31, 2007 @ 08:17AM

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