Wow… has it really been 12 in-a-row days of this? It seems like 12 years of total (rhymes with zap.) To find the word I’m referring to replace z with a cr and since you’re probably the result of today’s high educational standards, hire Helen Keller as your interpreter. See, today, this 12th day of April in the Year of Our Lord 2007 I continued joining my inane, bantering, lame-ass, vain, deludedley self-important, blogospherians in the quintessentially vapid exercise/mantra of the daily blog updates. Coming through on a previous pledge throughout this entire month, I become what I despise, helping to fill the blogosphere with even more useless textual refuse, piling the verbal garbage mound a little higher until it hopefully tips and smothers all the daily bloggers out there so the rest of us can actually waste less of our time looking for something meaningful to read on the interweb.

Now some people out there may have arrived at the mistaken conclusion that either I am doing this against my will, or that I really admire my now fellow blogospherians (daily bloggers) and this is just my way of sacrificing my principals and joining the cool crowd.

Let me assure you of the following:

1. I am doing daily updates to my blog (this month) of my own free will.
2. The only cold medicine I’m taking right now is an Actifed.
3. Blogospherians (daily bloggers) are click this link to find out, save that I have more respect for click this link to find out than daily bloggers. I mean come on, a click this link to find out can’t help being a click this link to find out because it was born that way… while a daily blogger deserves all the scorn we can muster because they chose to be a daily blogger.

See, they weren’t born a daily blogger, this is a lifestyle choice. A horrid, unspeakable choice to be a huge drain on the planet and our lives. To corrupt the interweb as a whole and clog the tubes the Internet runs through so that valued information slows into a mere trickle unfindable in a flood of superfluous tripe. And for that their existence, words and websites should not be tolerated by decent folk anywhere. Or search engines.

*sigh* Why the righteous outrage these accursed (I’m one this month) blogospherians instill in me reminds me of an old song I heard at a pub I frequented in my youth:

The Blog! /
The Blog /
The Daily Blog is on Fire! /
We don’t need /
No daily blogs /
Let the mother *bleep*er burn! /
Burn Daily Blog! /
Burn! /

I’ve got the pitch and torches. Who brought the matches?