One of the most superfluous and infernal posting techniques employed by the accursedly lame blogospherians (aka daily bloggers) to bloat their pathetic sites with new content is the useless and used-too-often Regurgitated News Post. Like Emperor Penguins that blow partially digested fish chunks into their hungry chick’s mouth to feed it’s rabid appetite, so does the daily blogger spew partially read/heard news articles from television, the web or newspapers to feed their blog’s appetite for daily content with the mistaken impression that their readers care, or that they have readers at all.

Readers who apparently are so *poke* *poke* “special” as to not be able to get news from tv, radio or the paper themselves but rely on the daily blogger to keep them informed of the important things like the weather, what’s that great yellow scary ball of fiery death up in the sky or who’s the father of X Y or Z celebrity’s baby.

The Regurgitated News post is one of the most useless weapons in the daily blogger’s Keep Those Articles a’Coming arsenal since the posts are only “important” (ha!) for a very short time. After that, they’re even more of a waste of space on the internet as usual.

Multiply this tragedy by the number of blogospherians out there that do this and you quickly see why the web is drowning under their plastic six-pack rings of posting death…

And with that said, I’d like to discuss w/you all the recent accident that injured New Jersey Governor, Jon S. Corzine this Thursday. (click link).

Wear your seatbelt kids.

We’re glad to hear that despite his injuries NJ Gov. Corzine is expected to make a full recovery.

Seriously kids, wear your $%#@!ing seat belts…