[The following is an interview that happened between me and a blogger from the Blogger’s Association of Daily Dimwits magazine aka BADD]

Things You Look Forward To More Than Daily Blogging:

Everything else.

Things You Hate More Than Daily Blogging:

Nothing.

People You Hate More than Daily Bloggers:

No one. Although Nazis and mimes are close seconds.

What Are You Going To Do When You Stop Daily Blogging:

Take the next day off. Otherwise I haven’t stopped.

Why Do People Blog Daily:

They’re too lazy to add to society.

Do People Actually Read Daily Blogs?

Only by accident. Use GOOGLE!

But Don’t People Comment on Daily Bloggers Blogs?

No. That’s the daily blogger pretending they have readers commenting on their own blogs! Don’t be fooled. They also hug themselves a lot and call their fingers friends.

Do Daily Bloggers Have Friends?

Right before they blogged, yes. After they started… no.

Can You Say One Good Thing About Daily Bloggers?

Thank you for not breeding.

Daily Bloggers Don’t Have Sex?

Think about it. If they were they wouldn’t be $%#@!ing blogging!

If You Could Hate Anyone More Than Daily Bloggers Who Would It Be?

Their parents for not practicing safe sex. And mimes…

Have You Ever Met A Daily Blogger?

Not even by accident.

How Can You Be Sure You’ve Never Met One?

I’m not in jail.

Don’t You Feel Any Sympathy Since Joining Their Ranks This Month?

The opposite actually. I hate them even more. Thankfully it’s impossible for me to hate me so me and me are cool. But now that I know even better about daily bloggers, the hate - it is stronger.

Oh Come On. If You Saw a Daily Blogger Drowning You’d:

Toss rocks.
Hit his head with an oar.
Dive in to push him under better.
Hope I had a big enough toaster to toss in.

Uh… OK… Uhm How Has This Experiment At Daily Blogging Affected You?

I’m a little calmer now.

Sudden End of Interview