Would you believe daily bloggers sometimes post even MORE than once a day? The %$#@!ing nerve! They’re more evil than we thought! But at least the madness is finally over. Here, that is…

Today is the last day of my self imposed torture in joining the useless, incompetently vapid, net-squandering, neanderthalic blogospherians (daily bloggers.) Never before has mankind or the internet seen such a plague of “people” who use infinite words to talk about the totally insignificant. The only applause a daily blogger gets is the sound of millions of people (who are trying to navigate the cluttered web) pounding their heads upon their desks in frustration; desperately seeking relevance in a sea of daily blogging sputum.

So now that for this entire month I denied my morality and became what I most hated, I think I speak with greater insight than ever before when I say the following:

If the world was a just place, daily bloggers would be as well treated as accused witches in Salem. Tie them to a rock, toss them in a lake and if they drown… sorry, you’re not a daily blogger. But, ah, if you manage to survive the weighted dunking, it’s torches and lots of kindling for you. Win-win, I say. The web would surely be a better place with lots more elbow room… and relevant search results!

*sigh* If only.

Well, my self-inflicted torment is now at and end. If you’ll excuse me I’m going to watch the cobwebs grow on this site for a while…

PS. The only good daily blogger is a retired daily blogger. You can do your part by helping retire any daily bloggers you come across. This can be done with some ether and, well, whatever’s handy.

ZZZzzzzzzzzz…. go away. C-o-m-a… good sweet coma…