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June 12, 2007

Heave Ho It's Off to Misery I Go

60 Seconds After SpewingThe tales of my demise have been slightly exaggerated. It was a rough night last night, due to a totally serious case of upset tummy hurts owie. I got about a total of 2 hours sleep COMBINED when my upset tum-tum lost it’s fight for structural integrity.

[Decription not even attempted, you want kid-like gross festivals, go find the original Ren and Stimpy episodes that used to air on Nickelodeon]

Needless despite my feeling totally exhausted, shaky and overtired to painful levels, I did feel better and managed to get another hour of sleep. Yay, me! And by yay, me! I mean this bites and I’m definitely going to have fun re-introducing a shaky digestive system to things like tea, water, bread and chicken broth. Fun! Fun! Fun!

Well, it was right after feeling better and reeling my stomach lining back into the inside of my body that I noticed how I looked and stumbled my weak bod to grab my camera and take this photo. And damn if that doesn’t really look like the coolest new avatar for me to use all over the net, dontchathink?

I’m sick. I’m overtired. I’m weak and exhausted but I’m still me in the end.

And I now know what Flaming Hot Cheetos bits look like after digestion… win-win! XX(

ZZzzzzzzzzz… zzzzzzzzzzzz… zzzzzzzz…

Posted by Vincent Navarino (who has an iPod) at 10:49AM • 14 comments »

14 comments

Comment from: Gweeptish
1-Comb your hair
2-Try oatmeal. (for the tum-tum, not your hair)
June 12, 2007 @ 01:07PM
Comment from: Shannon Freeman
Vinnie,

sounds like the bug I have, but I didn't look near as rough as that. Try oatmeal for the tum-tum, and if that doesn't work, try to find some Pepto-Bismol. :D
June 12, 2007 @ 02:59PM
Thanks for the suggestions. I got some more sleep and will eventually comb the hair, go to the store and get some juice, oatmeal and some unhomogenized, warm puppy blood...
June 12, 2007 @ 03:45PM
Comment from: Chris
just wanted to know if you're still alive so I know if I have more room now to read another blog :))
June 13, 2007 @ 10:19AM
Alive and well thanks. After a drifting-in-and-out coma throughout yesterday plus some oatmeal and juice I woke up today feeling much better. More oatmeal, juice and a HUGE sandwich later me feeling fine!

Oh and Chris - read as many blogs as you'd like, don't wait until a blogger dies to seek out a living one :banana:
June 13, 2007 @ 02:15PM
Comment from: christine
The warm puppy blood does it every time sweetie. Listen to mama! ;)
June 14, 2007 @ 08:56AM
I listen to my mama except for the puppy blood. She didn't believe in it's healing properties but was still glad it doesn't bark so much...
June 14, 2007 @ 01:07PM
I open and finished off a 7oz bag of Combos today. 480grams of fat! YUM!
June 15, 2007 @ 11:23PM
Comment from: Gweeptish
Sybarite
June 15, 2007 @ 11:54PM
Someone looked up a new word... good job, gweeb! :banana:
June 16, 2007 @ 08:08AM
Comment from: Gweeptish
;D
June 16, 2007 @ 09:52AM
Tomorrow's word: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
June 16, 2007 @ 11:32AM
Comment from: Gweeptish
gesundheit
June 16, 2007 @ 02:55PM
Doh!
June 16, 2007 @ 04:35PM

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