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Killer P 0 r n!

October 3, 2007

Killer P 0 r n!

ALERT! ALERT! ALERT! We interrupt this blog for the following urgent public safety bulletin!

(Excerpt from a recent Associated Press article): “A Chicago woman killed her live-in boyfriend after finding his porn stash… the woman, enraged, confronted her boyfriend about the photos and then shot him multiple times.” - XX(

In other words:

LEARN TO HIDE YOUR PORN BETTER PEOPLE!

(The life you save could be your own)

/end public safety bulletin

Posted by Vincent Navarino (who has an iPod) at 09:54PM • 10 comments »

10 comments

Comment from: Shannon Freeman
What girlfriend? Where? The only one I had was about 4 years ago, and she wasn't live in. Before that you have to go back 15 years or more for a girlfriend. I have been out of circulation that long. :D Now where did I stach that porn pic of Alyssa Milano? Ah, there you are Alyssa. Happy, happy. :>
October 4, 2007 @ 07:44AM
Comment from: blue
88| ..and that's how urgent public safety bulletins turn into cries for help.. 88|
October 4, 2007 @ 07:53AM
I'm just trying to save lives, people! |-|
October 4, 2007 @ 07:19PM
Comment from: timbo
If my wife finds out about my girlfriend, I will be shot.
October 4, 2007 @ 07:26PM
Ah, but does your girlfriend know about your wife? :>>
October 4, 2007 @ 10:17PM
Comment from: Chris
Words to live by :)
October 5, 2007 @ 07:16AM
Comment from: Jackie
Goodness gracious! :oops: My husband and I have a deal, if he goes his porn stays. :> He will never leave me :p
October 5, 2007 @ 01:09PM
OMG, I think Jackie just discovered a sure proof way of couples staying together! :banana:
October 5, 2007 @ 07:13PM
Comment from: Shannon Freeman
Vinnie,

I just got over a birthday weekend (my birthday was Friday Oct. 26). Had a birthday cake on Friday and Saturday. Got to fix my dad's new computer (had to use a file transfer program to move files from one pc to another, that took over 14 hours and 12 GBs from my dad's old pc. Not to mention the Vista Home Premium updates over the internet) and had to catch up on some much needed sleep yesterday and today. How was your weekend? Now as for this blog entry, where's the new one?
;D
October 29, 2007 @ 08:10AM
Heya Shannon! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! :banana: :)) :banana:

Sorry to hear the computer repair/xfer went so long. :(

My weekend was fine, thanks! All's well in Vin-land. I will be updating the blog tomorrow [Wed] with a really cool post I'm sure you'll all love... the deals I find just get better and better :banana:
October 30, 2007 @ 08:49PM

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