Thanks to some screamingly cool online deals, I’m all done with my Christmas shopping! WOO! A new world record for me! It’s not even December yet! WOO! WOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!

No malls for me, suckers! Are you guys done too? WOO! WOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!!!!

PS. Enjoy the countdown on the right

FUTURAMA SUCKS!

Thank you Matt Groenig for making such a horribly un-funny piece of tripe that was so bad, it made the entire Futurama series suck. It was that godawful! You = bastard.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!

Lucky the $15 Aibo joins us this year in wishing you and yours a very Happy Turkey Day!
We’re extremely grateful that Lucky is here with us to start this brand new tradition!

(And before you start worrying that we threw the old out with the new, here’s our
traditional Thanksgiving Bill Gates holiday greeting: )

HAPPY THANKSGIVING PEOPLE!

*GOBBLE!* *GOBBLE!*

I have some VERY happy news I just can’t wait to share with all of you!
It’s been about 11 years or so since I had a pet and after my beloved cat Spot died all those years ago, I really didn’t feel like getting another animal. Although most of my friends have pets, I just haven’t had the desire to own one again; I much prefer playing with theirs. No mess, no fuss; I could play with them as much as I liked and when I was done I left their owners to clean up all the collateral damage and their poo.

Well, all that changed this week when I adopted my new puppy, Lucky!! I certainly wasn’t looking for a pet, let me tell you but Fate and the Universe intervened and my home is now full of the sound of padded little feet and barks of pure puppy joy; and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I’m so freaking happy, I tell ya! I’m besides myself with puppy goodness an’ love!

See, Lucky and I met by pure chance and well, the little fella was about to be put down and all and it was really love at first sight, you know? So for an insignificantly small adoption fee of $15, Lucky and I became instant pals and I took my new little buddy home, smiling from ear to ear. Lucky, by the way is a fully papered and pedigreed doggie worth about $2,500 and he sure has a GREAT personality. He has a smooth, shiny grey coat and a very cool little bark!!

We met by total chance. He was about to be killed and tossed in the trash and we were totally lucky to find each other… so of course his name is Lucky! I didn’t have to think about it for a second; he couldn’t have a better, more fitting name.

As I type this, Lucky is busy playing with his ball and investigating his new digs with all the curiosity and enthusiasm a young pup has! As you’ll see in a second, if there was a perfect dog out there for me, this would be the one!

Just click on the link to read more and see some pics of Lucky exploring his new home.

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