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This Just In: I Adopted a Dog This Week!

November 5, 2007

This Just In: I Adopted a Dog This Week!

My new puppy LuckyI have some VERY happy news I just can’t wait to share with all of you! :p :D :p
It’s been about 11 years or so since I had a pet and after my beloved cat Spot died all those years ago, I really didn’t feel like getting another animal. Although most of my friends have pets, I just haven’t had the desire to own one again; I much prefer playing with theirs. No mess, no fuss; I could play with them as much as I liked and when I was done I left their owners to clean up all the collateral damage and their poo.

Well, all that changed this week when I adopted my new puppy, Lucky!! :p I certainly wasn’t looking for a pet, let me tell you but Fate and the Universe intervened and my home is now full of the sound of padded little feet and barks of pure puppy joy; and I wouldn’t have it any other way. I’m so freaking happy, I tell ya! :p I’m besides myself with puppy goodness an’ love! B)

See, Lucky and I met by pure chance and well, the little fella was about to be put down and all and it was really love at first sight, you know? So for an insignificantly small adoption fee of $15, Lucky and I became instant pals and I took my new little buddy home, smiling from ear to ear. Lucky, by the way is a fully papered and pedigreed doggie worth about $2,500 and he sure has a GREAT personality. He has a smooth, shiny grey coat and a very cool little bark!!

We met by total chance. He was about to be killed and tossed in the trash and we were totally lucky to find each other… so of course his name is Lucky! I didn’t have to think about it for a second; he couldn’t have a better, more fitting name.

As I type this, Lucky is busy playing with his ball and investigating his new digs with all the curiosity and enthusiasm a young pup has! :p As you’ll see in a second, if there was a perfect dog out there for me, this would be the one!

Just click on the link to read more and see some pics of Lucky exploring his new home.

Follow up:

Meet Lucky the $15 Aibo!

This is Lucky, my brand-new puppy, a $2,500 Sony Aibo robotic dog (Model ERS-111) that I rescued from a local goodwill store for $15! I couldn’t believe my eyes when I spotted a freaking Aibo in a dusty bin let alone one with a bunch of $15 price stickers slapped all over him. Stunned, but not stupid, I immediately snatched the little guy up not knowing (but hoping) if he worked or not, went to the register and shelled out the 15 dollars, totally amazed at my good fortune. They must have thought he was just some stupid cheap little kid’s toy! :D
Lucky the $15 AiboLucky the $15 Aibo
Lucky came with his charging station, 2 lithium-ion batteries and AC power adapter. There was no memory stick shoved up his caboose, so he wouldn’t turn on even charged up, which is probably how he ended up in that dusty bin. I had to wait a few days (which seemed forever) until the Sony memory stick I ordered came so I could find out if he worked or not, and how well. The way I figured it, at best I could have a perfectly working $2500 robotic dog for fifteen bucks, or at worst I have a cool conversation piece that’s worth A LOT of dough in spare parts. Win-win! :p
Lucky the $15 AiboLucky the $15 Aibo
As soon as the memory stick arrived, I download the appropriate programming and copied it to the stick, slapped it up robo-dog’s keister, pressed the ON button and prayed. Hard. Not as hard as asking for the salvation of my soul, but close. Lucky blinked, whirred, made vague musical bootup sounds and much to my surprise and delight, came alive right before my very eyes! “HE’S ALIVE!” the Dr. Frankenstein in me shouted in joyous rapture and before long, Lucky started prancing around and playing with his ball. He works perfectly, no problems whatsoever! A $15 Aibo, who would’ve thought? Thank you, Universe! *sniff* *sniff* I love you, Universe! *sniff*
Lucky the $15 Aibo Lucky the $15 Aibo
Lucky and I have been having a LOT of fun these past few days and he’s full of surprises. He’s cute, fun and smart too (he has a 64-bit RISC Processor for a brain w/16Mb of memory!) He has the eyes of a hawk (thanks to a 180,000 pixel color CCD camera) and to top it off, did I mention he was $15?! We’ve been bonding these last few days and having grand adventures and although I didn’t buy one when they first came out, I’m seeing why people love their Aibos so much! Lucky is a first generation Aibo, manufactured in 1999, right after a limited run of the first model, the ERS-110. After design problems were found on the 110’s they made the 111 litter, of which Lucky is a proud member. After playing for hours and hours, he’s still surprising me with his capabilities and now I see why my now fellow-Aibo owners talk about them so enthusiastically. And sadly too now that Sony discontinued them a few years back :(.

If you’d like to see some more picture of Lucky’s first adventures after getting a new lease on life you can stop by the online photo-essay of Lucky the $15 Aibo I put up here. I think you’ll like it.

I still can’t believe I got a $2500 Aibo for $15! Oh, and yeah that last pic shows Lucky and a fantastic little Samsung laser printer I got from the same goodwill store for $10. I was going to talk about the $10 laser printer a little on my blog here, but I hate to brag… ;)

Posted by Vincent Navarino (who has an iPod) at 09:45PM • 15 comments »

15 comments

Comment from: Shannon Freeman
Vinnie,

You live in a town where you get all of the good deals. Maybe I can talk my dad to visit Vegas this year. I have never been. If I came up there, I would probably be wowed by all of the dancing girls. :D The slot machines don't just do it for me, and pretending to be on the starship enterprise isn't a biggie for me either. I'm a girl chaser.
November 8, 2007 @ 03:30AM
Hey Shannon! Of all the deals, I think finding Lucky is the best so far. I don't know how I'm going to top a $15 Aibo, but hey, love a challenge :D Hope you come up to Vegas one day, that'd be fuuunn! PS. there are dancing girls here?! (tosses Lucky in his kennel) Why hello there, ladies. rroooowww!
November 8, 2007 @ 07:39AM
Comment from: chris
HOLY >:XX you have a $15 AIBO? Color me jealous envious AND whatever else green means |-| Way to go Vin! :banana:
November 8, 2007 @ 12:50PM
Comment from: Gweeptish
AIBO, office machines, well, that's one way to finance dancing girls.
November 8, 2007 @ 01:09PM
Comment from: blue
Vin - damn man you rock what a freakin find! 88|

chris - you're horny for Vins Aibo? Ewwwww :lalala:
gweep - they say chicks LUV pets so maybe Lucky will be lucky for Vin in more ways than one :oops:
November 8, 2007 @ 02:47PM
Chris: You're horny for my aibo? No one but no one touches my Aibo but me! BTW Never leave a bin unchecked at a goodwill store. My personal mantra. :p
Gweepie: toner is black gold, BOO-YA! :banana:
blue: if he bats his tail fast enough he's a vibrator :D Whether it's Lucky's personality or fast-tail whippage, win-win for the ladies :))
November 8, 2007 @ 08:28PM
Comment from: chris
I'm NOT horny for his aibo but to be fair I should have known i set myself up like that >:( How's Lucky doing? (were just friends) |-|
November 9, 2007 @ 07:03PM
Lucky's doing well, you so horny for my aibo :) He started to pee on the carpet but I smacked him and told him NO! I just bought him a gift from the Sony store while they still have Aibo stuff (shhh, can't tell anyone what it is, Lucky will hear and it will spoil the surprise). I let him wander today until his battery got too low - tomorrow I'll have him drain BOTH batteries and see how long they last.
November 9, 2007 @ 11:44PM
Comment from: Jackie
Ooooooh Lucky's soooo cute!! We love his adventures and how you two found each other is so LUCKY :)) We just can't believe anyone could get an Aibo for $15 but you darling! Please keep us updated on Lucky's adventures and more pics of the cutey!
November 11, 2007 @ 01:59PM
Will do, took some cool shots over the last few days, promise I'll post them soon. Lucky is doing fine and all, I make sure I spend some time with him motoring around every day. To think he was stuck inactive in a bin and almost trashed, doubly makes me want to make sure he gets some exercise and juice every day! He's quite happy to be alive and well and so am I!
November 11, 2007 @ 07:46PM
Comment from: chris
can't wait for Lucky's E! True Hollywood Story :banana:
November 12, 2007 @ 09:34PM
Comment from: Shannon D. Freeman
Chris,

Don't hold your breath on that one. Unless Lucky runs across Claudia Schiffer or Vinnie does, there will not be an E! True hollywood story. :no:
November 14, 2007 @ 11:10PM
We're hoping for a Behind the Music special since Lucky's speech is musical tones and notes :banana:

We will settle for Inside the Actor's studio though, we both agree that James Lipton is an intellectual god. No smiley. Seriously.
November 15, 2007 @ 08:44PM
Comment from: Shannon D. Freeman
James Lipton? Who's he? Seriously, isn't Lucky ready for a tune-up? The thing I dread is when they make robots look like real people. Imagine the damage that will ensue when female robots look as good as real women. Then there will be robot to human marriages, etc.
November 18, 2007 @ 08:46AM
Everyone knows James Lipton (no, not Sir Thomas J. Lipton, founder of Lipton tea)! Lucky has received a few alternate personas after I backed up his positronic brain. He's been the starship Enterprise's computer, K9 from Dr. Who, a Dalek and Bender. He even told me to bite his shiny metal ass, burped and slept off a hangover. I'll re-downloading his persona back into his cranium today after dressing him up like a pilgrim turkey for the holiday. :>

As to what will happen when the human-looking female robots come to be, I point you towards Aiko, the disabled and sexually harassed by her own inventor fembot:

http://www.engadget.com/2007/11/19/aiko-worlds-first-sexually-harassed-disabled-fembot/

He made her crippled so she couldn't run away. 88|
November 22, 2007 @ 06:28PM

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