HAPPY NEW YEAR!

My family wishes you all a very Happy New Year! May the year 2008 be an even better one than last year for you all!

So, anyone want to share their New Year’s resolutions?

I resolve to:

-Stop sugar-coating it and tell people how I really feel.
-Be kinder to some and more unkind to those that really freaking deserve it.
-Hit Megabucks (a multi-million dollar slot machine jackpot for those of you that haven’t heard of Las Vegas).
-Shun smokers like everyone else. (Stop blowing smoke in my face and I’ll stop hitting you with the shovel).
-Inform the ASPCA there’s a house in Vegas that has one more animal than the legal limit. (not mine)
-Say NO to people that say NO. 2 No’s make a yes, baby
-Watch stupid people longer for greater amusement before stating the obvious. (Need money? Get job!)
-Laugh more. It annoys the bejeebies out of people.
-Live every day of my life like it could your last. Think about it.
-Watch cable and satellite customers freak out needlessly that their TVs aren’t going to work when over-the-air (only) signals (ie not you guys) go digital. Morons.
-Refuse to watch any more fuzzy videos from cell phone cameras no matter what/who’s on it.
-Stop correcting people who make the same mistakes over and over again. Move on to people that make different mistakes over and over again. Variety is the spice o’life.
-Open only the right kind of birthday gift; money wrapped in card.
-Keep friends close (to catch stray bullets).
-Do more things that make me happy (screams has a flava).
-Thank my sister more for a real coffee maker - the Cuisinart DCC-1200. It rejects bad coffee and brews 12 cups o’joe in about 7 minutes. HOT.
-Cater to my brother’s abandonment issues by abandoning him more.
-Eat more Christmas cookies every year. (waves to sis).
-STOP something I really enjoy. People whining about crap they can change but are too $%#@!ing lazy to. WAAAAA! WAAAA! WAAAAA! *bonk* [toss!] /shovel/
-Stop sugar-coating it and tell people how I really feel.

You?

HAPPY NEW YEAR!