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Happy XMEN Thanksgiving Day!

November 28, 2008

Happy XMEN Thanksgiving Day!

4 STEPS TO HAVING A GREAT NAVARINO THANKSGIVING

XMEN Thanksgiving

1) INVITE THE X-MEN. THANKS FOR COMING TO OUR THANKSGIVING Gay Furry, Cyclops Woman, Wolverina, Magneto Lass and Colossus Gal!


HOT GIRL in My Bed Who Loves Doritos

2) A HOT GIRL IN MY BED who loves Doritos


Turkey Day Leftovers at the Navarino house

3) LOTS OF THANKSGIVING LEFTOVERS!!!


Kick in Vin's Crotch by Doritos Girl

4) A PARTING KICK IN THE CROTCH BY COLOSSUS GAL (She sure was jealous of my affections for those Doritos!)


We all hope everyone had a Happy Turkey Day as well! *gobble* *gobble*

And now for the obligatory Bill Gates humping a Turkey:


Bill Gates Screwing a Turkey created by Vincent Navarino

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!

Posted by Vincent Navarino (who has an iPod) at 09:33AM • 10 comments »

10 comments

Comment from: Shannon D. Freeman
What did you say now Vinnie. You got a knee in the groin for saying something you shouldn't have didn't you. Or was that drumstick just calling your name?
November 28, 2008 @ 16:08
Doritos know how I like to be touched; I really didn't want to start training a new recruit all over again...
November 28, 2008 @ 17:58
Comment from: Shannon D. Freeman
lol Vinnie, it was the call of the Doritos that got you talking soprano for a while huh?
November 30, 2008 @ 06:07
squeek groan mutter squeek whimper Translation: **can't reach keyboard from floor** where's that damned ice?! medic *thump* groan >:XX
November 30, 2008 @ 06:37
Comment from: Speshul K
Heya Bro.......You do realize you've doomed XX(
all of us in the first picture because you messed with our faces with that photoshop shit? (At least I got to be Magneto!!!).....Oh shit....Wait.......He's dead! Thanks a lot, pal! >:XX

Cool thing is that you fuzzied out Billy Gates' penis so maybe that'll drop off suddenly!! :banana:
November 30, 2008 @ 20:31
A. The only way I could put up all your horribly disfigured and repulsive fuglynesses is to put something over them. The X-Men mask was the first to come up in my search for paper bags.
B. No one enjoys more than I kids bursting into tears when looking at y'all, people screaming "My god what is that hideous thing! AIIIEEE! RRRUUUNNN!" or Oedipus going *stab* *stab* "You, you'll see no more the pain I suffered, all the pain I caused! Too long you looked on the ones you never should have seen, blind to the ones you longed to see, to know! Blind from this hour on! Blind in the darkness-blind!" but really, there is a limit to the amount of trauma I'm ready to inflict on my readers. Ok, well that's a lie but the lawsuits, they burn! They buuurnn! My moola...
C. Magneto was hit by a cure dart but did not die. The end scene is him weakly causing a metal chess piece to wiggle in a park which suggests one of two things (1) he's such a strong mutant the cure could only temporarily affect him (b) they wanted to make more movies with Magneto in them and a powerless Magneto would be like a Leo DeCaprio character that doesn't die a grisly death - both of which are highly undesirable and unsatisfactory.
D. I did not blur out Bill Gates' penis in that famous Bill Gates Humping a Turkey thanksgiving picture I created on a message board in 2002, the digital camera did to save itself.
E. Wait until you see what I do to the Xmas picture... bwa!hahahahaha!:banana:
December 1, 2008 @ 07:11
Comment from: Shannon D. Freeman
Special K was in that pic? That you kicking Vinnie? I should've know he was trying to steal your Doritos.
December 1, 2008 @ 14:55
All identities are obscured so I'm not embarrassed to be seen in public with them...
December 2, 2008 @ 07:42
Comment from: bro
Ya'll noticed i didn't comment on this gathering.nor did i make an appearance for the same reasons as vinny's last post, only my reasoning includes vinny in his statement.

Thank you for reading this post (not vinny's brother)

December 8, 2008 @ 18:24
Comment from: Kat
Christmas picture? Looking forward to it.
December 25, 2008 @ 23:49

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