Me and my paw done watched the lame fireworks on the strip from the comfort of our living room. Robbie Knieval made a very boring jump over the newly renovated Mirage volcano and the new year started right - the crazies were out and we weren't. Woo! Woo! YAY!
Update: found out later the reason Robbie Knieval's jump was so lame is that he actually jumped over a mini-fireball in the parking lot instead of jumping over the Mirage volcano. Fake news is a standard of Fox News but Robbie is definitely not the stuntman his father was.
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