
One day, while visiting the Freemont Street Experience here in Vegas I came upon this prophet who had a rather large sign warning everyone that the end of the world is nigh. Not only was this harbinger of our fate specific as to how, he also let us know when. He put a lot of effort into warning us all, so here I am doing my part and informing all you readers out there that now is the right time to change your evil ways and prepare for Armageddon. 
PS. The End of the World was 84 days ago in case you missed it…