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January 30, 2010

Secret Apple iPad Slogans and Presentation Slides Revealed!

We here at Navarino Unincorporated always try to get exclusive content, inside information and proof of things no one else can find but us. We’ve always failed, but this time we were successful. Big-time!

We’ve uncovered a goldmine of exclusive information on Apple’s new iPad that NO ONE HAS but us! Exclusive information that you won’t find anywhere else except right here on Navarino Unincorporated!

The first two pictures are secret graphics hidden in the iPad slide show on Apple’s own website. We had to slow the scrolling down over 1,000x’s to notice them.

Apple's Secret iPad slogan
Secret Image #1: No doubt Apple’s subliminal advertising attempt to try to sell more iPads

Apple's Secret iPad slogan
Secret Image #2: This one took us by surprise but it might be Apple Engineers crying for help

The following images were taken from Steve Job’s presentation in San Francisco when he introduced the iPad to the world. Our high-speed camera’s found these few frames no one else saw. We can only guess the slides were put in there by an employee from Apple trying to warn us all, subliminally about the dismal truth about the iPad:

Steve Jobs On Stage iPad
Yep, you heard it here. Confirmed. We were right, it’s a freaking Etch-A-Sketch.

Steve Jobs On Stage iPad
Ok, we admit it, that one above is a real slide and in Jobs’ speech.

Steve Jobs On Stage iPad
Now that explains a lot! Get better, Steve! FAST!

Steve Jobs On Stage iPad
Point taken. I think he’s using a Kindle.

You saw it here first, people. Secret graphics and slides taken from Apple’s website and Steve Jobs’ iPad slideshow presentation. And remember, you saw it all here first at Navarino Unincorporated!

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Posted by Vincent Navarino (who has an iPod) at 08:25PM • 21 comments »

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