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Secret Apple iPad Slogans and Presentation Slides Revealed!

January 30, 2010

Secret Apple iPad Slogans and Presentation Slides Revealed!

We here at Navarino Unincorporated always try to get exclusive content, inside information and proof of things no one else can find but us. We’ve always failed, but this time we were successful. Big-time!

We’ve uncovered a goldmine of exclusive information on Apple’s new iPad that NO ONE HAS but us! Exclusive information that you won’t find anywhere else except right here on Navarino Unincorporated!

The first two pictures are secret graphics hidden in the iPad slide show on Apple’s own website. We had to slow the scrolling down over 1,000x’s to notice them.

Apple's Secret iPad slogan
Secret Image #1: No doubt Apple’s subliminal advertising attempt to try to sell more iPads

Apple's Secret iPad slogan
Secret Image #2: This one took us by surprise but it might be Apple Engineers crying for help

The following images were taken from Steve Job’s presentation in San Francisco when he introduced the iPad to the world. Our high-speed camera’s found these few frames no one else saw. We can only guess the slides were put in there by an employee from Apple trying to warn us all, subliminally about the dismal truth about the iPad:

Steve Jobs On Stage iPad
Yep, you heard it here. Confirmed. We were right, it’s a freaking Etch-A-Sketch.

Steve Jobs On Stage iPad
Ok, we admit it, that one above is a real slide and in Jobs’ speech.

Steve Jobs On Stage iPad
Now that explains a lot! Get better, Steve! FAST!

Steve Jobs On Stage iPad
Point taken. I think he’s using a Kindle.

You saw it here first, people. Secret graphics and slides taken from Apple’s website and Steve Jobs’ iPad slideshow presentation. And remember, you saw it all here first at Navarino Unincorporated!

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Posted by Vincent Navarino (who has an iPod) at 08:25PM • 21 comments »

21 comments

Comment from: JN
Hmm .. your blog doesn't seem to be Firefox friendly. I had to use IE-Tab (switch to an IE engine) to see the pics.

Keep up on the blogging. I've got a lot of past blogs of yours to read!
January 31, 2010 @ 12:50AM
Welcome to the blog JN, glad to see you liked what you're seeing so far. BTW, I check the site on Firefox, displays fine here. Check to see if a plug-in like an over-zealous ad filter is causing the problem you're experiencing or try updating to the latest FF if you can. There are no ads here but sometimes a graphic file name can trigger an ad-filter and iPad has the word ad in it. Let me know if it clears up.
January 31, 2010 @ 12:59AM
Comment from: Shannon Freeman
Interesting ads Vinnie. You found these on the website?
January 31, 2010 @ 02:48PM
Comment from: Drewster
I miss my etch-a-sketch. It was so fast when it came to rebooting and re-formating.
January 31, 2010 @ 07:11PM
Shannon: Don't they seem typical of Apple these days?

Drewster: If you shake the iPad it'll just sit there and act expensive. The original Etch-A-Sketch was analog but as you pointed out rebooted and reformatted easier. And had greater resolution than Apple's version...
January 31, 2010 @ 07:36PM
Comment from: blue
Holy $%#@!, Vin great exclusive!!! :banana:

Jobs done lost his mind that "tablet" iPad/ etch-a-sketch suuuckkkss :no:
January 31, 2010 @ 07:49PM
Comment from: Kyle
I love Apple own a bunch of their products see no need for this one.

:banana: Funniest iPad pics ever so far!! :banana:

I bookmarked your site and will share it with my friends!

iPad Etch-A-Sketch = priceless :>>
January 31, 2010 @ 10:38PM
Comment from: Jon
As a person who was actually there at the iPad launch presentation at the Yerba Buena Center for the Arts in San Francisco, I can honestly say I liked your presentation better. I am now referring to the iPad as an Etch a sketch to my colleagues. You should go to the next one or at least make his slides for him.
January 31, 2010 @ 10:50PM
Comment from: Kyle
I concur. Do Jobs slides for his next presentation!
February 1, 2010 @ 11:20AM
Comment from: Jamie
Love this ipad thread! Showing it to my friends. Thank you.
February 2, 2010 @ 12:25AM
Just doing my job :>
February 2, 2010 @ 09:16PM
Comment from: Jon
Congratulations you're the #1 site that pops up when you search for ipod slogan on Google.
February 5, 2010 @ 12:00PM
88|

Oh... my... god...

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Well I'll be a sonufa gun.
February 5, 2010 @ 04:07PM
Comment from: Helena
You're #1 on Ask.com too good job!
February 5, 2010 @ 04:42PM
Comment from: chris
Hey Vin, I wonder how Steve Jobs is going to take it when he vanity searches ipad slogan on Google and finds you're the #1 result :>
February 5, 2010 @ 04:58PM
Comment from: blue
:banana: HAHAHAHAHA! That'd be hysterical to see Steve's face as this site comes up when he Googles ipod slogan!!! :banana:
February 5, 2010 @ 08:18PM
Comment from: Jackie
Maybe Apple will send you an iPad to review Vinny. :>
February 5, 2010 @ 08:35PM
Comment from: chris
Oh this is fun - #2 for ipad slides on Google too Vin. :))
February 5, 2010 @ 08:48PM
Comment from: Helena
Thanks for beating out THEWEEK.com's iPad vs Tampon Showdown article with ipad slogan. What were they thinking naming it iPad? :lalala: I second Apple should send you an iPad to review but they're too chicken to dare do that. ;)
February 5, 2010 @ 08:53PM
I'd be happy to review the $499 or $829 model if they send one. All Steve has to do is click on contact link at the bottom of the web page or enter the words of the email sign in the sidebar).

And we're waiting...
February 5, 2010 @ 11:04PM
Comment from: chris
Did you hear that Mr. Jobs? We're waiting for you to send Vincent that iPad to review.

#1 on Google for ipad slogan. Think different.
February 6, 2010 @ 12:50AM

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