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January 31, 2010

More Apple Secret iPad Slogans and Slides Revealed!

Due to overwhelming media attention, inquiries and rabid public entreaties, we here at Navarino Unincorporated in a pathetic effort to meet demand have uncovered even more hidden pictures and slides taken from Apple’s iPad web page and Steve Jobs’ iPad presentation from his January 27th press conference at the Yerba Buena Center for the Arts:

Note: We had to slow the scrolling down over 2,000x’s to notice this one.

Apple's Secret iPad slogan

Secret Image #3 apparently from an Apple employee who DL’d Avatar on bittorent and tried to play it on his iPad *shudder* Avatar so looks like crap on the iPad *ugh*

On to more secret slides no one saw from Jobs’ speech at the iPad launch. They went by so fast we didn’t catch all of them. Remember people, you’ll only see the secret slides from the iPad’s launch here at Navarino Unincorporated!

Steve Jobs On Stage iPad
Judging from the laughter, I’m guessing this must have been right after Steve announced the prices of the $499-899 Etch-A-Sketches…

Steve Jobs On Stage iPad
I guess most people just aren’t cool, Steve. I’m glad I’m not cool. I love multi-tasking.

Well people are you cool enough or not? Me likies multitasking, so I’m definitely not cool.

Are You? :no:

Posted by Vincent Navarino (who has an iPod) at 11:57PM • 6 comments »

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