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Top Secret New Apple Gadget Unveiled - The iPad mini!

February 6, 2010

Top Secret New Apple Gadget Unveiled - The iPad mini!

Introducing yet another Navarino Unincorporated Apple insider exclusive! Only here will you find this super sneak peak, never seen before anywhere but here, look at Apple’s latest ultra top-secret gadget. Ladies and Gentlemen, I’m happy to introduce you to the first glimpse/mention of Apple’s exciting new product no one knew they were working on, which will revolutionize everything!

Introducing the world’s first peek at the the iPad mini!

The Apple iPad mini can do everything the iPad can do at a much more convenient size. It can run any app the iPad can and has the exact same features at less than 1/3 the size! It’s like an iPad, but portable! (click on pic for larger version)

The mini’s slogan: “If you didn’t want an iPad you’ll definitely want the mini!”

This Apple exclusive once again brought to you by the good folk at Navarino Unincorporated!

Mr. Steve Jobs, you’ve done it again. Before. Like 3 years ago, wasn’t it? Touche?

Spread the word peeps, this is news! And remember you heard it all here first at Navarino Unincorporated! So who wants one?

Posted by Vincent Navarino (who has an iPod) at 10:24PM • 7 comments »

7 comments

Comment from: Jon
I am very glad I found your informative blog. Your penchant for scooping all the famous Apple sites is no doubt causing them endless sleepless nights. Love the Apple iPad mini information! I admit I heard it here first at Navarino Unincorporated.

While some might erroneously call me an Apple fanboy (I prefer fanman), I own several wonderful Apple products but I have no intention of buying an iPad. I do however have an iPad mini with the capability to make spotty problematic phone calls on the world's worst wireless provider! A possible unfortunate side-effect of time-travel?

BTW you're also #2 for top secret apple when searching Google. Perhaps the chances of Steve Jobs sending you an iPad for a fair review is increasing? If he can possibly sway you, the iPad might not end up as another Lisa.
February 7, 2010 @ 10:24AM
Comment from: Helena
I sent your spoof page to some of my die hard Apple friends. Some of them may have a sense of humor. Let's find out who. :>
February 7, 2010 @ 02:59PM
Jon: you're welcome, sorry to hear about the iPad mini from the future that can make phone calls on the bad network. As to the #1 and #2 spots I keep getting on Google every Apple or Avatar post I do, all I can say is 88|. Weird :>>

As for everyone suggesting Apple should sending me an iPad to review, hey if they want they can not that I think they will but hey, the Saints just won the Superbowl so anything is possible! (GO SAINTS!)

Helena: Someone apparently has also posted my Apple iPad mini post to http://www.mac-forums.com and no outrage has yet poured down here so all I can say is they find it as funny as you guys, so cool beans. :>>
February 7, 2010 @ 11:43PM
Comment from: chris
APPLE NEEDS TO SEND VINNY AN IPOD SO HE CAN REVIEW IT.
It's make or break time Apple. If you're so confident in your blown-up iPod then it's time for Steve Jobs to put one in the mail for Vinny to review. He would do it fair and honest.

Scared Mr. Jobs?
February 8, 2010 @ 08:10PM
Ok now we have a blog comment campaign for me to get an iPad to review.

They're not going to fall for that guys.



February 9, 2010 @ 12:30AM
Comment from: SMS Marketing
Waitasec...isn't the iPad mini just an iPod Touch?
March 11, 2010 @ 03:29PM
Nonono, the iPad mini is a more compact, smaller iPad. And everyone knows you have to pay more for smaller, right?
March 11, 2010 @ 04:43PM

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