Do you have a cell phone? Of course you do. Ever wonder what the greatest, best, top, #1, cell phone holder/ case/ place to keep one is?

You tried a plastic or rubber skin holder but that smelled, got sticky and ripped.

You tried a clear snap-on acrylic case but that self-destructed any time you dropped the phone. Stupid little tabs! (Who knew small bits would be fragile?)

You tried leather cases but after getting them caught on doors, walls, people, anything and everything the belt clip broke or it tore.

You tried metal or aluminum cases but no matter how thin it was too bulky and uncomfortable. So what the heck are you to do?

Try the coin pocket that’s built in to your jeans, genius.

What’s that, you have a phone that can’t fit? It’s a super-smart phone, mobile web, navigational aid, browse the web on a 2″ window, view movies, download apps, make movies, take pictures, game running pocket computer?

So how’s does it handle what it’s designed to do… be a freaking phone and make calls?

Oh. Well you should have bought a freaking phone, genius. Mine fits and makes calls, genius.