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ANY GEEK WORTH HIS NACL DOESNT STOP AT USIN ONLY WAN OPERATIN SISTEM ON HIS COMPUTR. WHETHR IT BE COMBINASHUN OV WINDOWS XP + WINDOWS 7, VISTA & XP OR WINDOWS AN LINUX, DUAL-BOOTIN IZ TEH WAI 2 GO. IF UVE NEVR DUAL-BOOTD BEFORE, IT CAN BE MOAR THAN LIL CONFUSIN. ESPECIALLY TEH TECHNIQUEZ OV WHICH OS 2 INSTALL FURST OR TEH SPECIFIC VOODOO/ ARCANE RITUALS DAT U HAS 2 DO 2 INSTALL SPECIFIC OS IF U HAS ANOTHR WAN ALREADY INSTALLD. I FORGET TEH EGSAKT RATIO OV SALT 2 CHKN BLOOD NEEDZ IN DAT PARTICULAR INSTANCE…

THAR R LOTZ DA DIFFERENT OPINIONS ON HOW 2 CONFIGURE DUAL-BOOT SISTEM AN SADLY MOST OV THEM R MISLEADIN AN UNNECESARILY COMPLEX. TEH ONLY WAI IN MAH BOOK 2 INSTALL 2 DIFFERENT OSS ON WAN COMPUTR IZ 2 USE 2 HARD DRIVEZ. IZ TEH HANZ-DOWN BEST AN EASIEST WAI 2 RUN DUAL-BOOT SISTEM WIF TEH LEAST PROBLEMS. SURE U CAN RUN MOAR THAN WAN OS ON HARD DRIV BUT THAZ PRITEE MUTCH TEH STUPIDEST WAI OV DOIN IT; WIF TEH MOST PROBLEMS AN TEH HIGHEST COMPLEXITY. SOMETHIN GOEZ WRONG WID DAT WAN HARD DRIV AN U HAS 2 OS INSTALLASHUNS DAT R SCREWD UP. NOWAI, JOSE!

Y NOT DO IT TEH EASY, WAI WIF TEH LEAST PROBLEMS? WIF TEH PRICE OV HARD DRIVEZ THEES DAIS, USIN 2 IZ EASY. U DOAN HAS 2 HAS 2 LARGE HARD DRIVEZ EITHR. USE SMALLR WAN 4 DA OS URE GOIN 2 USE TEH LEAST.

WID DAT “USE TEH SAME HARD DRIV” CRAZINES KICKD 2 TEH CURB, LETS GO THRU TEH STEPS OV SETTIN UP TEH BEST AN EASIEST DUAL-BOOT SISTEM IN RECORD TIEM, K?

TEH 10 BEST AN EASY STEPS 2 DUAL BOOTIN COMPUTR:

1. HARD DRIV HAS UR CURRENT OS, OR TEH WAN U WILL MAINLY USE.

2. HARD DRIV B WILL HAS UR SECOND OS, TEH WAN U WILL USE TEH LEAST.

3. IF U DOAN ALREADY HAS AN OS, CONNECT TEH FURST HARD DRIV 2 UR COMPUTR. DO NOT CONNECT TEH OTHR HARD DRIV. INSTALL UR MAIN OPERATIN SISTEM. TWEAK, UPDATE AN PATCH UR MAIN OS 2 UR LIKIN.

4. WHEN DUN, REMOOV TEH HARD DRIV.

5. INSTALL HARD DRIV B, WHICH WILL HAS TEH SECONDARY OS AN INSTALL UR SECOND OPERATIN SISTEM OV CHOICE ON TEH DRIV. TWEAK AN PATCH 2 UR HARTS CONTENT.

6. REMOOV HARD DRIV B.

7. INSTALL UR MAIN OS HARD DRIV 2 UR COMPUTR.

8. INSTALL UR SECONDARY OS HARD DRIV B 2 UR COMPUTR.

9. START UR COMPUTR. GO 2 TEH BIOS SCREEN. CONFIGURE TEH BOOT SEQUENCE 2 GO 2 HARD DRIV A.

10. BOOT UR COMPUTR.

NAO WHEN UR COMPUTR TURNS ON, IT WILL ALWAYS BOOT 2 UR MAIN OS BY DEFAULT. IF U WANTS 2 SWITCH 2 UR SECONDARY OPERATIN SISTEM, ALL U HAS 2 DO REBOOT UR COMPUTR AN HIT TEH PROPR KEY 2 CHANGE UR BOOT ORDR IN BIOS (F12 OR WHATEVR, DEPENDZ ON UR SISTEM) AN TELL TEH COMPUTR 2 BOOT USIN HARD DRIV B.

IZ THAZ SIMPLE. IZ DAT EASY. DUAL-BOOTIN USIN 2 HARD DRIVEZ ASSUREZ U DAT IF ANYTHIN HAPPENS 2 WAN OS OR DRIV IT WONT SCREW TEH OTHR WAN UP. ULL STILL HAS WAI 2 BOOT UR COMPUTR AN DO WUT U NED 2 DO WHILE U FIX TEH PROBLEM WIF TEH OTHR OS/DRIV. IZ TEH MAXIMUM IN FLEXIBILITY AN RELIABILITY USIN DUAL-BOOT CONFIGURASHUN.

SO HOW DO U DUAL-BOOT? TRIPLE? QUADRUPLE? WUT METHODS DO U USE?