| « The Only Way to Dual Boot A Computer Second Attempt | Even LOLCats Hate the iPad! » |
The Only Way to Dual Boot A Computer in LOLCAT Speak
February 13, 2010
The Only Way to Dual Boot A Computer in LOLCAT Speak
[This post on The Only Way to Dual Boot A Computer in LOLCAT Speak is done entirely in LOLCAT speak. If you require a translator, you’ll have to work it out for yourself. Try here for a guide. If it’s not worth the effort to decipher then you’ll just have to dual-boot the wrong way. 
]
ANY GEEK WORTH HIS NACL DOESNT STOP AT USIN ONLY WAN OPERATIN SISTEM ON HIS COMPUTR. WHETHR IT BE COMBINASHUN OV WINDOWS XP + WINDOWS 7, VISTA & XP OR WINDOWS AN LINUX, DUAL-BOOTIN IZ TEH WAI 2 GO. IF UVE NEVR DUAL-BOOTD BEFORE, IT CAN BE MOAR THAN LIL CONFUSIN. ESPECIALLY TEH TECHNIQUEZ OV WHICH OS 2 INSTALL FURST OR TEH SPECIFIC VOODOO/ ARCANE RITUALS DAT U HAS 2 DO 2 INSTALL SPECIFIC OS IF U HAS ANOTHR WAN ALREADY INSTALLD. I FORGET TEH EGSAKT RATIO OV SALT 2 CHKN BLOOD NEEDZ IN DAT PARTICULAR INSTANCE…
THAR R LOTZ DA DIFFERENT OPINIONS ON HOW 2 CONFIGURE DUAL-BOOT SISTEM AN SADLY MOST OV THEM R MISLEADIN AN UNNECESARILY COMPLEX. TEH ONLY WAI IN MAH BOOK 2 INSTALL 2 DIFFERENT OSS ON WAN COMPUTR IZ 2 USE 2 HARD DRIVEZ. IZ TEH HANZ-DOWN BEST AN EASIEST WAI 2 RUN DUAL-BOOT SISTEM WIF TEH LEAST PROBLEMS. SURE U CAN RUN MOAR THAN WAN OS ON HARD DRIV BUT THAZ PRITEE MUTCH TEH STUPIDEST WAI OV DOIN IT; WIF TEH MOST PROBLEMS AN TEH HIGHEST COMPLEXITY. SOMETHIN GOEZ WRONG WID DAT WAN HARD DRIV AN U HAS 2 OS INSTALLASHUNS DAT R SCREWD UP. NOWAI, JOSE!
Y NOT DO IT TEH EASY, WAI WIF TEH LEAST PROBLEMS? WIF TEH PRICE OV HARD DRIVEZ THEES DAIS, USIN 2 IZ EASY. U DOAN HAS 2 HAS 2 LARGE HARD DRIVEZ EITHR. USE SMALLR WAN 4 DA OS URE GOIN 2 USE TEH LEAST.
WID DAT “USE TEH SAME HARD DRIV” CRAZINES KICKD 2 TEH CURB, LETS GO THRU TEH STEPS OV SETTIN UP TEH BEST AN EASIEST DUAL-BOOT SISTEM IN RECORD TIEM, K?
TEH 10 BEST AN EASY STEPS 2 DUAL BOOTIN COMPUTR:
1. HARD DRIV HAS UR CURRENT OS, OR TEH WAN U WILL MAINLY USE.
2. HARD DRIV B WILL HAS UR SECOND OS, TEH WAN U WILL USE TEH LEAST.
3. IF U DOAN ALREADY HAS AN OS, CONNECT TEH FURST HARD DRIV 2 UR COMPUTR. DO NOT CONNECT TEH OTHR HARD DRIV. INSTALL UR MAIN OPERATIN SISTEM. TWEAK, UPDATE AN PATCH UR MAIN OS 2 UR LIKIN.
4. WHEN DUN, REMOOV TEH HARD DRIV.
5. INSTALL HARD DRIV B, WHICH WILL HAS TEH SECONDARY OS AN INSTALL UR SECOND OPERATIN SISTEM OV CHOICE ON TEH DRIV. TWEAK AN PATCH 2 UR HARTS CONTENT.
6. REMOOV HARD DRIV B.
7. INSTALL UR MAIN OS HARD DRIV 2 UR COMPUTR.
8. INSTALL UR SECONDARY OS HARD DRIV B 2 UR COMPUTR.
9. START UR COMPUTR. GO 2 TEH BIOS SCREEN. CONFIGURE TEH BOOT SEQUENCE 2 GO 2 HARD DRIV A.
10. BOOT UR COMPUTR.
NAO WHEN UR COMPUTR TURNS ON, IT WILL ALWAYS BOOT 2 UR MAIN OS BY DEFAULT. IF U WANTS 2 SWITCH 2 UR SECONDARY OPERATIN SISTEM, ALL U HAS 2 DO REBOOT UR COMPUTR AN HIT TEH PROPR KEY 2 CHANGE UR BOOT ORDR IN BIOS (F12 OR WHATEVR, DEPENDZ ON UR SISTEM) AN TELL TEH COMPUTR 2 BOOT USIN HARD DRIV B.
IZ THAZ SIMPLE. IZ DAT EASY. DUAL-BOOTIN USIN 2 HARD DRIVEZ ASSUREZ U DAT IF ANYTHIN HAPPENS 2 WAN OS OR DRIV IT WONT SCREW TEH OTHR WAN UP. ULL STILL HAS WAI 2 BOOT UR COMPUTR AN DO WUT U NED 2 DO WHILE U FIX TEH PROBLEM WIF TEH OTHR OS/DRIV. IZ TEH MAXIMUM IN FLEXIBILITY AN RELIABILITY USIN DUAL-BOOT CONFIGURASHUN.
SO HOW DO U DUAL-BOOT? TRIPLE? QUADRUPLE? WUT METHODS DO U USE?
12 comments
I can honestly say posting that in LOLCAT is one of the wackiest things I have ever seen. Jobs holding an Etch a sketch iPad = priceless.
Got here due to IPAD SLIDES in google. Top listing.
Putting a tech post out in LOLCat speak, well I definitely don't think that's ever been done (I'm #1! I'm #1!) and I was bored so the inevitable creative wacky thing happens.
But the iPad aka Etch A Sketch, oh man do I love making that one!
I have to admit all those #1 search results on Google suprise the bejeebles out of me. It's funny, hysterical and I just couldn't do it if I planned. Maybe Google's algorithm done blowed up or maybe, just maybe there's truth in what I've always said - there's a lot of worthless drivel out there in blog/news site internet land.
I'll take the #1's why not. Someone's got to do it, it just mights as well be this lunatic.
Enjoy.
The boot order you then configure to the OS you'll use the most and then you hit F12 when booting (depends on your system) to change what HD to boot to whenever you want to go to the secondary OS.
No boot loader or stupid boot managers delaying your boot if going to the main OS, no typing no work on your part needed at all.
Life should be that easy. Always. And that kids is the best way to set up a dual boot system with the least amount of problems from setup to bootup!
Comment feed for this postComments are closed for this post.
