Top 20 Signs You Need a New Computer:
01. The power supply uses vacuum tubes.
02. It has a burner but it’s a CD burner. 24x!
03. There’s a Certified Windows 95 badge on the case.
04. You had to put down the hamster powering the computer because it had arthritis and couldn’t turn the wheel anymore.
05. Your dad recognized your computer from his childhood.
06. It came with a ZIP drive.
07. The hard drive size is measured in megabytes.
08. It hooks up to any TV set.
09. There are no USB 2.0 ports anywhere on it, just USB 1.
10. It has a cartridge port for games.
11. When you connect to the internet it sounds like someone’s whistling.
12. It uses a dot-matrix printer.
13. The computer and operating system are only manufactured by one company.
14. Your only choices of screen colors are green on black or amber on black.
15. They used Charlie Chaplin in the ad campaign.
16. To modem has 2 suction cups that you put your house phone on.
17. To load programs on your computer you need to use punch cards or a tape recorder.
18. It reboots when you type SYS 64738. Kidding, it’s an awesome computer!
19. It doesn’t have a graphical interface (GUI), just text.
20. To make it display anything you need to insert clear colored plastic pegs into the monitor.