Have you gotten into the habit of trying to download the entire Internet single-handed? Do you download and download and download everything you can click on? Have you filled up your hard drive with as much of the Net as you could, one hyperlink at a time? Do you go for quantity not quality? This is this a side-effect of unlimited Internet usage coupled with higher access speeds and too much free time on your hands.

Do you need help? Do you want to stop. Stop downloading everything on the Net. But you can’t stop?

GO THE $%#@! OUTSIDE AND GET A THING CALLED A LIFE! STARE AT THAT FIERY ORB OF DEATH YOU DON’T REMEMBER SEEING AND MEET SOME PEOPLE! GET SOME $%#@#!ING FRIENDS. AND DON’T BRING YOUR STUPID $#@%!ING SMART PHONE WITH YOU. GO FOR A WALK. RIDE A $%#@!ING BIKE. PLAY IN TRAFFIC FOR ALL I CARE JUST SHUT YOUR $%#@!ING COMPUTER OFF AND GO THE %^$#@ OUTSIDE!!!

(I hate people clogging up my bandwith!)