Paying $5,000 for stolen goods does not a journalist make. You deserve the raid.

Shield laws for journalists do not apply if you break the law especially if you’re not a journalist. Journalists do not pay $5,000 for stolen goods, take the goods apart and plaster tons of pictures of the stolen dis-assembled goods all over a freaking pathetic little blog in a sad quest for attention. You’re not even up to TMZ’s level and that’s beyond sad. Enjoy the ridicule.

Why other than greed would you release AVATAR with no extras?

The biggest movie in HISTORY and they release it with no extras? No audio commentary? No deleted scenes? RIP-OFF! RIP-OFF! RIP-OFF ALERT!

Unabashed greed never deserves to be rewarded. Did you reward unabashed greed? Did you?

Isn’t it odd that people who think Google is evil still use the Internet?

Seriously, if people think Google is evil then why do they still use the Internet? It isn’t safe! RUN! RUUUUNNNN!!

Free Software Isn’t Always Better Software

Come on, we’ve all seen Irfanview and GIMP *shudder* Free software does not necessarily mean the software is better than paid software. In fact, sometimes the only way you can get people to use crap is to give it away. After all, lots of people love free crap!

Everyone by now has heard of Steve Jobs and his company, Apple Inc. refusing to allow Flash to be supported on the iPad. While this comes as no real surprise, since Steve Jobs has continually declared his unquenchable and irrational hatred of the Flash in everything Apple makes, we decided to as the super-speedster, The Flash how he felt about this latest slight. Here in his own words, The Flash!

The Flash calls Steve Jobs out as a jerk!

Later on, Steve Jobs stepped up his personal crusade of this critical to the internet web-standard everyone uses but Apple by stating that Flash is a resource hog that drains performance, battery life and oddly enough blamed a lot of Macs crashing on Flash (ok that means that Macs can’t handle a web standard that everyone else can but let’s not get ahead of ourselves and laugh hysterically right now). After these remarks we found The Flash at a cheap motel where he was drinking with several scantily classed ladies in very high heels and this time he was a bit more forceful in sharing his opinion about Steve Jobs:

The Flash has had enough of Steve Jobs and His BS!

Apparently The Flash is starting to get a little pissed at Steve and Apple and who can blame him? If I were Steve and his cohorts, I’d really lay off their insane hatred of Flash and stop taking Think Different too far. There’s a point you reach where doing something different is obviously not a good idea. Right now if our source is correct, it looks like if Steve keeps up the hate he’s not going to see that super-speed atomic wedgie that’s going to be coming his way or the 10,000 upcoming kicks to his nads in a split-second…