I’m skipping this April Fool’s day website prank for the following reasons:

1. It’s hard to prank people on a known prank day
2. I was going to rename my site TOPEKA but Google beat me to it.
3. I’m not 5 years old anymore and can go poop by myself.
4. Try as I might, I really can’t top that reverse text/mirror image website trick I did a few years ago.
5. I forgot what day it was and there’s no point in an April Fool’s gag for 1 freaking hour..
6. Ricky Martin came out of the closet and who the heck can top that April Fool’s joke?
7. I plan all my April Fool’s day gags on a different day and month each year to actually surprise people.
8. I’m too busy getting used to the difference between Sin City aka Las Vegas and the Deep South, where I recently moved to. A sleepy little town where the people wave to you as they drive by and all the roads are 1 lanes in each direction with no arrowed directional traffic lights. Light goes green everybody go wherever they want at once. Be careful! GUN IT and GO!
9. I’m too busy this year trying to mug girl scouts for my cookie habit
10. A true geek wouldn’t fall for a stupid April Fool’s Day prank, so why bother?

So how was your April 1st this year? See anything peculiar?