There are times when people ask me about my beliefs. Maybe because they’re not sure I have any or they want to assign some sort of constraining label to me, or perhaps they want yet another reason to like/dislike me. *shrug* I dunno.

I mean, there are so many reasons to like me, I don’t think I can come up with any new ones; the number is as large as a number can get.

But hey, people ask so here’s some things I believe in:

(1) Computers do not make everything easier. The misapplication of computers can cause way more harm than good. It takes skill to realize when the “old-fashioned” way of doing things is the best.

(2) My fellow man. I totally believe in my fellow man. No, not every man (or woman), that’s plain stupid but when push comes to shove people can surprise you. In a good way. Man’s capacity for goodness is unlimited.

(3) Live for today. Every day is a precious gift, enjoy it. Don’t live for yesterday or tomorrow because you’re here now. And that’s what counts.

(4) You can always stay in bed. If the day really looks like it’s going to suck, pull those covers back up and close your eyes. Take a mulligan, you deserve it. Once you get out of bed that’s when bad things happen. Not many people are mauled, killed in a car crash, hit by lightning or eaten by sharks in their beds. Your bed is home-base. You’re safe there. Those other people that met tragic ends? They got out of bed! DON’T.

(5) Family. I believe in family. Family is awesome and you’re better with one than without. Think I’m wrong? Don’t like your family? Do they suck? Then adopt a new one! Seriously, if your family bites/blows than find one that doesn’t. No reason to be tied down with a bunch of bastards. You deserve better. You deserve to be happy. If you’re family isn’t making you happy you need to trade them in for one that does!

(6) The only way to eat Twizzlers is to rip open the package and let them sit for a few days until they’re hard and stale. Nothing tastes better than hard chewy Twizzlers.

(7) I can do anything. I know I’m capable of anything and there are some happy people I showed this fact to, as well as more people that were unhappy when I showed them. But hey, they deserved it. Especially when I did it to them again in slow motion…

(8) Giving all kids on sports or other competitions trophies and telling them they’re all winners no matter what makes my life easier. No way these little morons will be growing up in the real world and taking anything away from me. Except my money as I ask for a hamburger the way I like it.

(9) Russel T. Davies, Julie Gardner (and David Tennant) all coming here to live in the USA was a sign that one day I will get to meet these wonderful people and thank them for resurrecting Doctor Who. My childhood started with the Doctor and thanks to these wonderful people I got a much loved childhood friend back along with a lot of wonderful new memories. Thank you all, you’re brilliant!

(10) The geek as well as the meek shall inherit the Earth. You can’t run the planet without us. Don’t try it, you’ll fail.

(11) The only way to wipe away the horror that is the remake of Clash of the Titans is to watch the original. It worked for me. And believe me until I did that, I had tried EVERYTHING!

(12) Stupidity is the #1 killer in the world and we need to put all our resources into curing it as soon as possible. Once we find a cure the world will be a less irritating place. After we do this, we can finally go after Scott Baio…